Author: Calvin Atkinson

  • Resident Evil 3 Remake – Game Review

    Resident Evil 3 Remake – Game Review


    Resident Evil 3 Remake

    (available for PlayStation 4, PC, Xbox One)
    (version used for review PlayStation 4)

    After my game of the year last year was the excellent Resident Evil 2 remake i was excited to learn of the Resident Evil 3 remake that was in development and got fully revealed by Capcom in a January edition of the State of Play. After what Resident Evil 2 did to update a game that’s 2 decades old it would be interesting to see how with the same gameplay and design choices an update to the follow up game would be especially with a relatively short devlopment time. You can get more thoughts on the game on mine and Ren’s stream of the game on my personal YouTube channel but here’s the rundown. The remake once again reimagines the events of the PS1 classic putting us in control of Jill Valentine in her attempt to escape Racoon City during the T-virus outbreak whilst being hunted by the bioweapon Nemesis who has been unleashed by the Umbrella Corporation in order to cover up their criminal activities by eliminating the members of S.T.A.R.S. which Jill happens to be a surviving member of. Now the big talk of this game was how they would handle Nemesis given how Mr X was updated for Resident Evil 2 remake. A lot of speculation was put out about how Nemesis could break into save rooms and would pursuit you throughout most of the game, I can tell you those reports were incorrect. Mr X would stalk you throughout large portions of the game and his presence could easily find out where you were and hunt you down if you were too inconspicuous making you think whether you would kill the zombie with a gun and risk having him hear you since you could only stagger him and not kill him. Nemesis maintains many of those qualities but 2 playthroughs have confirmed that all your encounters with him are tough and he will relentlessly pursuit you with only the ability to stagger him, all his encounters are scripted to certain segments of the game and if your aware of that each playthrough makes him less and less terrifying since you will learn how to avoid him. plus, Nemesis wasn’t even the hardest enemy that made me the most worried. That went to the Beta Hunters which move fast, hit like tanks and have Insta Kill moves (more about that later) which made any encounter with them terfying. as for the quarantine factor I don’t blame Capcom releasing a game about a viral outbreak during an actual viral outbreak, April 3rd was always intended to be the release date and it would’ve be an incredibly awful thing to pull the release just days before release. I would say however don’t even bother installing the online multiplayer that comes with it because it is really a novelty at best and really did not hold my attention. This is not a game me and my friends are going to be playing on our online game nights. The multiplayer is dived into players and mastermind who puts enemies for the player to fight. However it’s incredibly difficult in my experience to get a game as the mastermind even living in an area with excellent internet access so I gave up most of the time.

    Pros

    • Survival horror gameplay is still for the most part really good: for the most part single player game is excellent still maintains the excellent survival horror that RE2 remake had modernized and once again it really is an excellent modernisation of combining the gameplay styles of the ps1 era games with the Resident Evil 4 and I actually really like some of the new mechanics introduced like the quick dodge
    • Less puzzles and way less tedious when they appear: this is a me thing but I’ve always found a lot of the puzzles in the Resident Evil games slow and tedious and serve to grind the game to a halt and I argue the games are better when they’re reduced, hence why I like RE4 so much. RE3 remake actually cuts down on the puzzles and they don’t eat into your time too much
    • The graphics are once again amazing: this is now the 3rd game in the series to use the RE engine for its graphics and it still seriously looks good. These are some of the best looking game on their respective systems and really adds to the modernising of the designs of the PS1 games. You can see quite a few reactions to the level of gore the games can achieve in our streams Resident Evil 2 and 3 on YouTube and that’s also a gore warning for people considering buying Resident Evil 2 and 3 remake as well as Resident Evil 7

    Cons

    • Game length: this game has a remarkably short campaign which comes in at around 6-7 hours and the only reason to replay is to unlock extra features like costumes since unlike RE2 Remake there’s no alternative character campaign. Which considering we’re stuck inside most of the time means you have a game that won’t while away the hours of lockdown
    • They took out the quick escapes with knives and grenades: this added extra strategy in RE2 Remake which made finding a knife or grenade an excellent find. It also added extra strategy as to if you’d use one for a quick escape or if you’d take a hit to hold on to it for a tougher enemy. With the mechanic gone the knife is now useless except to break boxes for resources and while grenades are still useful against Beta Hunters I still miss having the ability to use it to get out of being killed by a really tough enemy
    • Too many enemies with instant kills: this is more a me thing but I really hate instant deaths in survival horror games from enemies on the basis that the whole point of survival horror games since these types of games are about conserving resources in terms of ammo and healing items and if you have an enemy that can kill you in one hit it undermines part of that. Resident Evil 3 remake has 2 types of these outside of bosses and scripted events and they’re just annoying and undermined doing what would normally be playing the game in a clever manner went to pot because they could instantly kill me, this includes the beta Hunters which already hit like a tank when not instant killing you
    • Some odd removals: there’s quite a few things that have been cut to make room such as locations and mechanics for some new ideas and honestly there absent really was unwelcome and unnecessary given then how short the game is. If the game had a longer development time I think they could’ve been added to the game whilst keeping all the of the expansions made for the remake so I suspect this has been a factor of the rushed development time
    • Alternate endings and routes are gone: the original game gave you several different routes and endings which added to the replay value but for the remake they’ve been completely removed it and it is the same story every time which really doesn’t inspire much replayablity for me

    Overall thoughts

    It’s a good game but it needed a bit more time in development and a bit more content to warrant replay value plus it doesn’t feel as interesting as it’s predecessor last year and I’m hoping that some of the feedback that has followed this game’s release for the announced Resident Evil 4 remake.

    Score: 7.5/10

    If you want a resident evil game with lost of excellent and repayable gameplay I’d sooner recommend you pick up Resident Evil 2 remake instead but pick this one up by all means it bares mentioning again that it’s not a bad game
     
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant

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  • Top 10 Good Films by Bad Directors

    Top 10 Good Films by Bad Directors


    People that have read my reviews for quite some time probably go in with the impression that I pre-judge a film based on who’s directing it, and whilst that is certainly a factor that’s almost impossible to get away from, it doesn’t change the fact that some of the best moments for me are when you get a film by a director who you think is not capable of making a really great film and you get something genuinely really good. So, I decided I would accumulate some of those films for this list. This is a list of films where you should see that movie but pretty much nothing else that the director worked on – these are the exceptions to the rule.

    And this was a genuinely hard list to make. I actually looked into a few lists and critical opinions on which films qualified for this one. That being said, I also wanted to look into a few other directors I’ve had a few issues with to say the least from their professional work. Now, some directors didn’t make the list. Almost every list I saw that was on this subject had The Rock directed by Michael Bay on their list and my response was, “Really?” I wouldn’t call The Rock a good movie. I just found it passable at best. I know that’s a controversial opinion, but I don’t believe I can honestly say I think it’s a good enough film to make the list over these 10 films. I also considered Adam Wingard for this list for his brilliant thriller The Guest, starring Dan Stevens, but when I looked into his IMDB profile he actually has directed a lot of films I really like so he didn’t quite make the ratio of bad films/good films to justify this, no matter how bad films like the Blair Witch sequel that he directed in 2016 and his appalling Death Note adaptation that he made for Netflix were. Josh Trank also escaped the list because he’s only directed two films, being the really good Chronicle and the really awful Fantastic Four from 2015. So he’s one for one at the minute. We’ll see how his career goes when we see his new movie, possibly later this year, Capone starring Tom Hardy as the titular Al Capone.

    So as I’ve alluded to, in order for a film to go this list, it has to be a good film from a director who has disproportionately made more bad films to good films. This doesn’t mean that this film is their only good film – they can have two or three good films – but if their bad films far outweigh the good, they’re eligible for this list. Let’s begin! (Oh, and for the record, these films are not placed in the order of how bad I think the director is, simply how good I thought the film was.)


    10. Donnie Darko (2001)

    Directed by Richard Kelly

    Now, I’m not the biggest Donnie Darko fan in the world, in fact this one barely made the list. It was kind of a toss up between a few films, but Donnie Darko is definitely a decent film and I actually really quite like it. Honestly, the last place on this list was really down to either this or Event Horizon directed by Paul W S Anderson, and while I’m not a huge fan of Donnie Darko, I really don’t like Event Horizon enough for it to make this list. I’ve not quite understood people’s fascination for that film to be honest.

    Donnie Darko is Richard Kelly’s formula at its birth; this is the idea of a film he’s always wanted to make and it’s genuinely good. It tells a rather chilling story about time travel and the apocalypse with an excellent leading role for Jake Gyllenhaal. It’s a film that’s actually really been boosted by its cult following, having not been a success at the box office upon its initial release. Now, I personally think it’s not the greatest film in the world but there are points of it I genuinely quite like and as a whole the good does outweigh the bad. Richard Kelly unfortunately would never be able to break from this formula, and as a result he’s really become the ire of Hollywood. His scripts have been horrendous, including a terrible screenplay for Domino which he actually didn’t direct, but his directorial follow-up that came five years later, Southland Tales, is one of the biggest messes of a movie I have ever seen in my life. Genuinely. If I ever make a ‘Worst Films I’ve Ever Seen’ list, Southland Tales is going to be on it. I’m not even going to try to explain the plot of Southland Tales to you because if I did I would sound like a raving lunatic that’s gone on a cocaine bender. And after The Box came out which also followed this formula, his career was done. He has not directed a film since and thank God. He never knew how to leave Donnie Darko behind – all his films are about time travel and the apocalypse. He can’t give it a rest and he made all his films have an air of self-importance and pretentiousness. And anyone who’s followed me knows I hate pretentiousness in films. Donnie Darko was his one bright spot and is still worth a watch.


    9. A Time To Kill (1996)

    Directed by Joel Schumacher

    A Time To Kill is a bit of weird film for Joel Schumacher’s career. In terms of releases, it came between Batman Forever and Batman and Robin so we’ve begun to see that Joel Schumacher had kind of gone off the rails and it was just before it was all but confirmed. I heard Tigerland is a really good film that he directed but I haven’t actually watched it yet but consider that that one would probably be in the recommended. A Time To Kill is a film where I know it’s not that great but I somehow find myself kind of enjoying it.

    Out of all the films about racism in the 90s it at least, unlike many of those films, acknowledged that racism has become a systemic issue in the Western world and not an individual issue, though it also ultimately concludes a rather unrealistic and simple solution by the end. The film revolves around a father of a child who’s been sexually assaulted by Ku Klux Klan members going on trial for shooting and killing them, with Matthew McConaughey playing his lawyer to try and claim an insanity defense, going against a prosecutor played by Kevin Spacey. Yes, the fact Kevin Spacey plays a prosecutor in this case is an irony that hasn’t been lost upon me.

    Now, this film is not an amazing film, hence why it’s rather low down on this list but it’s ultimately one that I still find myself going back to and I think it’s worth a watch. It’s certainly a little more acknowledging of the systemic issues that are still plaguing America to this day surrounding racism, but it doesn’t quite go the full mile. So it’s a nice effort but no dice. I think Joel Schumacher was going to be his serious film that would get him a bunch of Oscar nominations but that didn’t happen as it failed to receive any nominations. Though, Samuel L Jackson was nominated for Best Supporting Actor at the Golden Globes which he didn’t win. Schumacher’s career obviously derailed after Batman and Robin and while he would recover with some other films they weren’t really generally watched. A lot of people commented that Phantom of The Opera was meant to be his big comeback and that didn’t work either. As I say, Tigerland might be worth a watch; I’ve heard a lot of good things about it. But if there’s a Schumaker film I can recommend, A Time To Kill would be the one.


    8. We Are Marshall (2006)

    Directed by McG

    Yes, that really is his name. McG is a music video director who moved into films and most of his films have been utterly appalling. That is with the exception of his sports movie We Are Marshall, another one starring Matthew McConaughey, trying to reinvigorate a high school football team after their entire team was killed in the previous season during a plane crash. It’s a typical sports movie but it’s a genuinely really good one.

     

    McG’s direction seems to have really worked on this one and it’s a much better film than anything else he’s done – this is the guy who directed those two terrible Charlie’s Angels films in the 2000s as well as Terminator Salvation which is still fighting with Terminator Genesis for the worst Terminator movie ever. Not to mention the abysmal This Means War, a film that should have killed Tom Hardy, Chris Pine and Reese Witherspoons’ careers but they somehow survived. Now I can’t say I think We Are Marshall is high art, far from it, but as a whole it’s McG’s best film because he’s put in a situation where he can’t direct the film like he does other movies. When you see a lot of these films, it’s very clear he hasn’t quite got the transition from music videos to film since he seems to direct all of his films like music videos. McG’s career has not resurged and it’s probably for the best. If it wasn’t for We Are Marshall, this guy wouldn’t have directed a single good film in his life.


    7. 300 (2006)

    Directed by Zack Snyder

    Yes, two weeks in a row I’m talking about Zack Snyder. I will find a way to not talk about him next week. But as I mentioned, 300 is probably his best film because it kind of suits his bombastic style. It’s also one of the few times where the editing that he seems to put in all of his films actually benefits the production. 300 again is not high art but it is simply really enjoyable for how over the top it is. Yes, it takes a massive dump on historical accuracy, but you tell me that you enjoyed a Gerard Butler performance more than this one; this is the one time I’ve actually liked a film he’s been in.

    This wasn’t the start of Zack Snyder’s career – he did that rather underwhelming Dawn of The Dead remake in 2004 which was alright but every film he’s done since then hasn’t been that great. I’ve already commented several times about why I thought his version of Watchmen didn’t work but he’s then gone on to do films like Sucker Punch which is his worst film and I hate with every fibre of my being, Man of Steel which is not a good film and made clear that Snyder doesn’t get Superman, Batman v Superman which proves he really doesn’t get Batman, and Justice League which, granted, because of a family tragedy meant he didn’t get to complete. Everyone who was tweeting with the hashtag #releasethesnydercut, this is something I wanted to tell you for ages: Zack Snyder is a barely competent director who got lucky by having the right film at the right time. There is not a good Justice League movie that Warner Bros refused to release! In fact, if anything, I’d go as far as to say that most of what’s good about that film probably came from Whedon’s influence when he took over direction.


    6. Independence Day (1996)

    Directed by Roland Emmerich

    Roland Emmerich is another director who I’m amazed still has a career because Independence Day is the only good film he ever did. Yeah, it’s a stupid movie and I mean really stupid movie but it’s an enjoyable film nonetheless. It’s an excellent vehicle for all the actors involved and everyone gives a rather comical but pretty good performances and I even dare say that’s probably the 90s in a nutshell as a film. And it’s still great popcorn fun.

     

    The problem is that while Independence Day was a cool blockbuster of several people’s perspective of an alien invasion, he never quite got away from that formula and he just did all of his films as a several people speculation on a world-changing event. You have of course his terrible Godzilla film from 1998. You then have The Day After Tomorrow which didn’t work, as well as his Independence Day sequel which ironically came out on the day of the Brexit referendum which will forever go down as the most ironic release day of a film ever, and was just appalling and a waste of my time and had no sense of humour to it whatsoever, not to mention that it used so much CGI that you felt like you were looking at the green screen throughout the entire film and nothing felt real about it. But the film that really put me over the edge for why I really hate his movies is Anonymous which played into the Shakespeare skepticism conspiracy theory. Seriously, why do we still allow this man to make movies?


    5. The Mummy (1999)

    Directed by Steven Summers

    Steven Summers is definitely a director who hasn’t made a lot of good films but the big exception to that rule is the 1999 adaptation of The Mummy. Universal really wanted to bring back this franchise in a blockbuster way and they picked the right director for it. I really enjoy all the performances in this one since they know what film they’re in and they go with it. Brendan Fraser makes an excellent leading man for this kind of film and the film doesn’t take itself so seriously that it trips up. The effects are actually really decent; they’ve aged remarkably well.

    And it proved well with the film’s success considering that it wound up creating two sequels which weren’t very good, and an animated series which had its moments. Now, Summer has broken away from directing for quite some time, especially after this G.I. Joe live action film was critically panned, rightfully so, but I think as a whole The Mummy is going to be his lasting legacy and rightfully so, though I’m still wondering what the hell happened to Brendan Fraser. Come back, man! We miss you.


    4. The Descent (2005)

    Directed by Neil Marshall

    Neil Marshall most recently got a terrible review from me for his appalling Hellboy movie which I named as my worse film of 2019, and while I will say that I haven’t seen his film Dog Soldiers, it’s had enough critical acclaim that it meant he could make The Descent, a truly amazing horror film. Seriously, if you haven’t seen The Descent and you like good horror movies you should really check this one out. It’s a truly terrifying experience about a group of friends in a cave-diving experience which actively ties into a story of guilt over your actions and coping with grief.

    I know it doesn’t sound like it would add together but I promise you if you actually see the film it works out. Neil Marshall’s direction really makes this film work. He chooses to use the camera and the editing to really add to the claustrophobia angle and the terror of what might be out there stalking the group as they’re getting more and more lost. It’s a film which truly can terrify and I really recommend it. Neil Marshall really kicked his career with his follow-up film Doomsday which was basically his massive rip-off of Mad Max, and he didn’t recover with Centurion, pretty much moving into television directing after it, getting hired to direct episodes of Game Of Thrones, West World and Lost In Space. And if Hellboy was meant to be his comeback he’s going to need another film in order to fulfill that criteria. And seriously, I’ve already mentioned how much I hate Hellboy but Doomsday sucks so much. I genuinely found it to be one of the most erroneous films I’ve ever seen in my life.


    3. Joker

    Directed by Todd Phillips

    I’m really surprised this one doesn’t come up. Todd Phillips in my opinion really has not directed that many good films, and while he has produced some decent stuff, his direction is really weird in my opinion. This was more for me since your opinion of whether he’s a good or bad director really will depend on your opinion of The Hangover movies, but I really don’t like The Hangover movies. And he’s since gone on to really become a Martin Scorsese impersonator.

     

    After he really drained any love we might have had for The Hangover with his terrible follow-up films and the fact he produced that abysmal found footage film Project X, still a film that makes me want to dropkick anyone involved with it, he went on to direct War Dogs which was his blatant attempt to replicate The Wolf of Wall Street but he then followed that up with Joker which, yes, also has the fact that he’s taking a lot of ideas from Scorsese, this time mainly putting the plots of King of Comedy and Taxi Driver together, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t say that this is his best film and it’s well deserving of the amount of Oscar nominations it got. Joker is a truly mystifying film on several levels that will really make you questions everything that’s happening within its film. It’s a really dark look at how one bad day can really screw everything up for you. Granted, I wouldn’t like Joker as much if it wasn’t for its ending since it kind of doesn’t entirely strike a balance over whether society is to blame or whether Joker is responsible for his own downfall. But the ending nails this film and I really found it be an excellent movie overall. I put it in my 10 Best Films of 2019 for a reason and I really recommend if you haven’t checked it out to give it a go. Extra points for Joaquin Phoenix’s performance. Todd Phillips is hoping to capitalize on this with the fact he’s working on a sequel to Joker as well as also currently directing a bio-pic of Hulk Hogan, something I’ll be very interested to check out.


    2. Unbreakable (2000)

    Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

    Every list I looked in doing my research for this one put The Sixth Sense as the de facto Shyamalan film for this list. While I agree that M. Night Shyamalan is a terrible director that got lucky by having The Sixth Sense as his first film, something that he hasn’t quite been able to move away from. But in my opinion, Unbreakable is his best film. Unbreakable is quite a cynical film about comics and superheroes but it came at a time when it was kind of necessary and it’s a genuinely excellent psychological story about a man coming to terms with being a survivor of a major disaster.

    Bruce Willis gives one of the best performances of his entire career, as well as an excellent performance from Samuel L Jackson, and it’s genuinely an excellent character piece. It’s still great by today’s standards. I wasn’t expecting to like it as much when I re-watched it in preparation for reviewing Glass but I stand by that Unbreakable really does still work even after comic films have had a resurgence with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Now, obviously we know the Shyamalan story of how bad his films got, including films like The Village, The Lady In The Water, The Happening and of course, The Last Airbender. But after, he became a hired gun for Will Smith’s vanity project After Earth. He actually started a slight resurgence with both The Visit which I actually review rather favourably, as well as Split which genuinely surprised me in how good it was. However, as much as I thought he might be back in the saddle and learning what made his films really good, he then made Glass. And oh boy, that film sucked, as anyone who saw my ‘Worst Films of 2019’ will attest to.


    1. Red Dragon

    Directed by Brett Ratner

    Y’know, when I started this list I was planning for Unbreakable to be no.1, but then when I was doing my research I was being told Brett Ratner directed Red Dragon and I had completely forgotten about that. Yeah, the guy who nearly killed the X-Men franchise with The Last Stand and directed the Rush Hour movies as well as Tower Heist and he did one of the segments for Movie 43, directed the other really great Hannibal Lecter film that isn’t Silence Of The Lambs or Manhunter.

     

    You have Anthony Hopkins back as Hannibal Lecter as well as an excellent performance by Edward Norton. Now, a lot of comparisons have been made to Manhunter since both of them are adapting the same book but I actually think this in many ways is a superior film. Edward Norton and Anthony Hopkins have an excellent on-screen back-and-forth with one another and that’s not to mention performances from Ralph Fiennes, Harvey Keitel, Emily Watson, Mary-Louise Parker, Philip Seymour Hoffman; an excellent cast all round. If you liked Silence Of The Lambs and you haven’t seen Red Dragon you really need to get round to that as it’s another excellent film. And I’m genuinely surprised that a director as poor as Brett Ratner managed to direct a film this good. Seriously, track this one down if you can – it’s an excellent film.

    Got any that you think I missed? Leave something in the comment section if you think you have a good film done by a bad director.
     
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant

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  • Watchmen vs The Dark Knight Returns

    Watchmen vs The Dark Knight Returns


    Watchmen vs The Dark Knight Returns

    I decided this week that I’d take a break from countdowns to talk about a couple of films and put them against one another to see which one I thought was best, and the reason I chose to compare these two requires a little mini history lesson.

    See, in the 1980s, the comic industry was about to hit two of its biggest releases. Watchmen, produced by Virgo comics, written by Alan Moore with illustrations by Dave Gibbons, and The Dark Knight Returns, produced by DC comics and written and illustrated by Frank Miller. Now, both of these graphic novels were incredibly significant in several ways. At this point we’d gone beyond the rather colourful and wacky days of the Silver Age of comics by this point, but the public’s perception of Superheroes was still kind of in the ballpark. Both graphic novels took to the idea of Superheroes and kind of brought them to a rather dark, gritty and realistic place; it practically changed the comic industry overnight and both of them are some of the most influential works of fiction ever created.

    Now, its effect on the creative board wasn’t all completely great because it definitely led to some terrible choices in creative direction for both Marvel and DC since they both kind of went down the route of trying to recreate it within their main comic series, not understanding the reason why the ultraviolence in both of these books stood out is because they were the exception, not the rule. And it’s this kind of creative bankruptcy that practically led to Marvel’s own financial bankruptcy in the 90s, something which I’m amazed they ever recovered from given that their answer to it was Spiderman Clone Saga storyline. Trust me, that’s a whole can of worms in of itself.

    With work as influential as these, you’d think that an adaptation of both works would have not only been plausible but almost inevitable. Well, in Watchmen’s case, it certainly was the case, but it went through development hell. Monty Python actor Terry Gilliam famously tried to get one off the ground, but he ultimately couldn’t find a way of doing it within budget and even declared the book was unadaptable outside of making a television miniseries. And the reins were handed over to a few other directors. Paul Greengrass, director of the Bourne Identity was brought on to do an adaptation of it which would set the story in a modern setting as opposed to the 1985 setting that the graphic novel is set in, and would comment on the Iraq war as opposed to the Vietnam war that’s referenced in the actual Watchmen comic. The film rights were eventually given back to Warner Bros along with virtually every other DC property and Zack Snyder, just fresh off his success with 300, was given the director’s job.

    The Dark Knight Returns, however, was a rather different beast. It came about because of DC’s home video animated films that had been going to DVD for quite some time up to that point. But Batman storylines were very hard to convince the Higher ups to do since they didn’t want to clash with Christopher Nolan’s then ongoing Dark Knight trilogy. The Dark Knight Returns was released in two parts, the first of which came out at the end of 2012 and the last part coming out at the beginning of 2013, both running at 72 minutes long as a way to get the whole story out. And then the director’s chair, we had longtime DC alumni Jay Oliva. While he has a few weaker entries in his directing jobs, he has also made some excellent films including Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, and Batman: Assault on Arkham, and his work in the art departments of several big blockbusters is not to be understated.

    So here we have two films that are based on very seminal work that has greatly affected superhero fiction going forwards, and a fanbase that has particularly high standards for adaptations of said work and almost doesn’t want anything changed, and writers and directors who are determined to give it to them, the major difference being that one of these films is entirely animated and the other one is mostly live action with a small animated section. I’ll get into the details of that. For the record, I have read the graphic novels of both of these works as well as seen the films.

    With Watchmen’s first season of its TV series now having wrapped up, I think it’s time to really dive into both of these films and discover which one I thought did a better job. I’ve divided them into a few small categories to determine which film I thought was better. Whoever wins the most categories wins this battle. Oh, and for the record, the cuts I’ll be comparing are the single film cuts which merges both Dark Knight Returns part 1 and 2 together and the ultimate cut of Watchmen, which is incidentally the longest cut. Watchmen only lasts an hour longer than Dark Knight Returns as a result and, fair warning, there are major spoilers ahead for both so don’t blame me when I give away half of what’s in these films. Let’s begin!


    Production

    So, the production of both of these films is obviously going to be very different, mainly because one film is live action and the other film is animated but with both of these two I’ve decided to compare them with how well they created the environment of their comic, where they took some liberties and how well the changes turned out. Both films do an excellent job of recreating their comic’s world. Watchmen has clearly been made by someone who’s read the comic. In fact, the team was actively using panels from the comics as storyboards during the film’s production. The major changes here have been some of the costumes of the heroes have received redesigns. Owl Man’s for example probably has a slightly thinner costume than he does in the comic – more on that later – and it makes him look way more like Batman than he does in the original graphic novel. And Ozymandias’ costume feels like it’s a direct dig at Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin. That’s not to say the live action did rather badly, far from it. The lighting and cinematography in these scenes really do a good job recreating certain scenes from the comic, even some of the harder ones to adapt. As a whole, it’s genuinely astounding to see how well they did.

    The Dark Knight Returns is animated so it has a few more advantages in recreating the graphic novel’s world. I’ve mentioned in previous reviews that the DC movies that went straight to home video regularly tried to recreate the art style of the artist that created the graphic novel, so in this case they wanted to recreate Frank Miller’s art, which they both did and didn’t. It’s definitely got a lot of the style that Frank Miller gave the book but they definitely cleaned up a few areas – Frank Miller has a rather scratchy style of art which doesn’t translate very well to animation. This I think was one of the smartest decisions of the team; Frank Miller’s art was definitely not going to translate well in a one-on-one situation so they took the best they could with it and altered it where necessary. Most of the characters though reflect their comic counterparts, so I think the biggest change was that Carrie Kelly is a bit taller in the film than she’s implied to be in the graphic novel.

    So it’s very hard to compare these two since they both did a very good job of taking the world of their graphic novel and bringing it to life in a visual and audio medium. There’s also nice touches like Rorschach’s mask having the everchanging inkblots in Watchmen to the slight Easter eggs in The Dark Knight Returns, but if I go by which one did a better job recreating the world of their graphic novel, and despite the fact it had the advantages, I’m going to have to go for The Dark Knight Returns. Nothing against Watchmen in this regard but I think Watchmen’s cinematography and lighting at times is a little bright and I think it got rid of at times the colour schemes that really made the graphic novel pop out. But the big clinch for me is that when The Dark Knight Returns does make changes, it feels like what they bring in in terms of design and production is for the better. In Watchmen, it almost feels kind of soulless and almost like they just wanted to homage something else like the scene with the US cabinet in an underground bunker which resembles scene of Dr. Strangelove. It’s very commendable how much Watchmen strived to produce the comic but it didn’t quite succeed. The Dark Knight Returns almost succeeded on every level in this regard.

    Winner: Dark Knight Returns


    Casting

    So, I have to talk about the choice of actors they got for theses films. Well, for the most part, the performances were great in both regards. On The Dark Knight Returns end, we got Peter Weller as Batman, Ariel Winter as Carrie Kelly, David Shelby as Commissioner Gordon and, probably my favourite choice, Michael Emerson as Joker. Seriously, Michael Emerson is one of the most underrated Jokers ever. He really nails the character, especially in the role he was given in The Dark Knight Returns. So overall everyone gives excellent performances in this film and I genuinely am astounded how well some of the actors came into their roles. One of the ones who really surprised me the most was Mark Valley as Superman; I genuinely thought it was Tim Daly for quite a while. He actually inhabits the role very well.

    Now, as for the casting in Watchmen, you’ve got some interesting choices – Billy Crudup as Dr Manhattan, Matthew Goode as Ozymandias, Jeffrey Dean Morgan as the Comedian, Patrick Wilson as Night Owl, Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre but the standout for me from this one was Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach. Granted, I think there are problems with Rorschach’s character but I get a sense that it was the direction that Haley was given. I just think Rorschach seems a bit too over the top in his voice, almost like he’s trying to sound as badass as possible at all moments, certainly something that includes the character but in the comic, you get a sense of a twinge of self-doubt that doesn’t quite exist in this version.

    So, my thought process is, which one of these films did a better job capturing those characters through the performances? Well, whether I’m judging the performances on their own or in bringing to life those characters, I’ve gotta go with The Dark Knight Returns again. Watchmen’s actors feel like they genuinely are trying to be those characters but they also suffer again from the direction Snyder gave them. Snyder’s direction is one of the biggest issues with Watchmen as a film. So, while these characters do feel like they’re straight out of the comic, at times, there are moments that drag you out of it, almost like that’s not how you’d imagine them sounding if you read the graphic novel or that’s not how you’d imagine that scene played out when you read it in the graphic novel. Now normally I would try and separate the two and just compare the adaptation to itself for a talk about performances in the film, but Watchmen constantly tries to be such a loyal adaptation that so rarely strays from its graphic novel that it invites comparison almost entirely.

    Winner: Dark Knight Returns


    Story

    Okay, so we’re down to the final category and Watchmen is playing for pride at this point. So, how do these films compare out of adapting their graphic novels? I won’t be comparing these films as their own thing since they are both so loyal in many ways to their graphic novel, they don’t really invite being taken as their own things. A little recap: Watchmen is a story about America in an alternative 1980s where the Cold War has gotten out of control, Superheroes after a golden age of crimefighting have been outlawed or are just straight up agents of the government, Richard Nixon has used constitutional reform to make himself president for five terms and the story begins with the murder of former government superhero, the Comedian, and the subsequent investigation into his dead of a former heroes of a group known as the Minute Men such as Owl Man, the Silk Spectre, Rorschach and Dr Manhattan. That’s a basic grasp of the story but it’s really more about a psychological dive into the feeling of being lost and almost insignificant in a world that seems to no longer need you, told through the perspective of four clearly psychologically damaged people.

    Watchmen is really been described very well as not really being a Superhero story. It’s a story of a psychological breakdown and the collapse of a broken society where some of the people just happen to be Superheroes. There isn’t really much of a villain plot for most of the film. The Dark Knight Returns is a story set decades after Batman retires where a near 50-year-old Batman comes out of retirement that was brought on by the death of the second Robin, Jason Todd. Yeah, comic history is really big and confusing when you try to unpack it. And he comes out of retirement after Gotham has been overrun by a street gang known as The Mutants, afterwards training a young street vigilante named Carrie Kelly to become the next Robin.

    Now, as I mentioned, both of these films that I’ve mentioned on several occasions do not deviate from their source material very often, the most major ones really being that we get a bit more insight into Carrie Kelly’s home life in The Dark Knight Returns. There are some changes to certain events during the midpoint of Watchmen etc etc. But of course there is one obvious change to Watchmen which I’ll get into later, but with these films, The Dark Knight Returns tells its story a lot more calmly because it’s got two hours and twenty minutes to tell its story, and of course it was a much shorter graphic novel, being only the equivalent of four extra-long comics. Watchmen was a lot longer – it’s equivalent of twelve extra-long comics so its original theatrical run only ran for two hours and forty-five minutes, being extended to three hours in the director’s cut and the ultimate cut that I saw also mixed in the random pirate comic which received a small animation short. It was a DVD extra on the director’s cut, but the ultimate cut merged it into the film and it feels rather out of place in the film. Now, that doesn’t reflect my thoughts on the comic within a comic that was in the graphic novel but that one had some actual reasoning behind it. It just feels like it’s there in the ultimate cut, but granted this was cut for a reason and if I’d actually reviewed the theatrical version I would have probably said I didn’t mourn its absence. Although, that being said, I’m pretty sure the animators that worked on this one would’ve been really pissed that it didn’t make the theatrical release.

    Now, in the case of The Dark Knight Returns it really does match the themes of its book – coping with old age, seeing the world changing around you and how crime comes in several forms with both street level crime and crime from big, corrupt organizations, and at the end of the day The Dark Knight Returns is a story that’s essentially about Batman being unable to simply let go even when the deck is stacked against him. There’s some real genuine tragedy with the fight between him and Superman at the end after the US government has deemed that Batman is too much of a risk to them, and you get a sense that Batman and Superman don’t want to fight each other. Their roles mean they don’t really have a choice and the fact that Batman just can’t give this life up. It’s one of the reasons why Zack Snyder kind of missed the point when he brought in the imagery of that fight into Batman vs Superman but missed the point of why we should really care. The fight scene in this film is excellent; the fight scene in Batman vs Superman has excellent choreography but it doesn’t have the weight behind it.

    Now, this does tie into some of my thoughts on Watchmen as well. I think my thoughts on Zack Snyder really are very similar to what Mark Kermode put, which is that he really struggles to see beyond a surface level. That’s why his version of Watchmen is kind of the opposite to Alan Moore’s comic in terms of its tone. The character don’t show as much weakness in this film as they did in the comic and this is a serious change that affects the whole thing. For example, Patrick Wilson was an excellent casting choice for Owl Man but they refused to make him like his comic counterpart which was a bit out of shape and impotent. The main difference is, whereas the comic Watchmen is about psychological trauma and societal failure that just happens to have Superheroes in it, Watchmen the movie is a Superhero movie that just happens to have psychological trauma and themes of a societal collapse in it. The action scenes are way more overwrought and there’s way too much pompous self-importance brought into the film. This is something that’s really akin to Zack Snyder; he would use so much similar direction in his movie Man of Steel and especially in the godawful Suckerpunch. Yeah, I’m being somewhat kind with Watchmen in this thing; I will not be kind to Suckerpunch. That movie is flaming rubbish. And that’s really been my biggest problem with Watchmen – it’s been adapted in a way that makes it feel like its up its own arse, and of course, the biggest criticism at the time and to this day has been the change in ending. (Major spoilers!)

    See, in both the graphic novel and the film, Dr Manhattan leaves Earth for contemplation on Mars after it becomes apparent that him being the only superpowered being through nuclear fusion might by actually giving people who come into close proximity to him cancer and he’s receiving several dissenting comments from the press, not to mention he’s going through a bad breakup with Silk Spectre. With that US’ big weapon that helped them win the Vietnam war now off the planet Earth, the Soviet Union sees this as an opportunity to ramp up their forces and prepare for an all-out war with America, something that is almost inevitable. We later discover as the story plays out that Ozymandias has been planning a way to unite the countries in fear. In the comic, he tricks a bunch of scientists and comic artists to create him giant alien squid that he teleports into New York to give out a psychic scream to kill most of the population of the city, and then subsequently dies, giving off the impression that it’s the harbinger of an alien invasion. The Soviets, out of respect, call off their attack and offer aid. In the film, Ozymandias uses a bunch of generators to solve an energy crisis that Dr Manhattan’s been working on through several cities to call several nuclear explosions giving off the impression that Dr Manhattan had gone completely rogue and was destroying cities. In both instances, everyone except Rorschach believes the lie is better than the truth even though essentially it requires genocide, but in the long run, less people will probably die than a full out war with the Soviet Union, except Rorschach who has to be subsequently killed to keep him silent.

    Okay, you won’t be surprised to hear that I personally prefer the squid in the graphic novel as a threat mainly because it invites less questions that Dr Manhattan being the villain, and more to the point, the squid actually dies. To echo Lynn Cara’s thoughts on this ending change, if Manhattan is that powerful, why the hell are people actively planning to take him on? They can’t beat him. The squid actually dies. Ergo, if this is the coming of an alien invasion, it can be stopped with a united front. Now, Ozymandias’ plan is really dumb in the long run, but it does work in the short run in both cases, but it really stands to reason why one of these plotlines actively works and the other one doesn’t and it feels really weird that this was the one thing they decided to make a massive change about when they were straying so close to virtually all the other plot points.

    Now, there were several supplementary bits in Watchmen and several scene transitions in Dark Knight Returns that were being questioned in regard to how they were going to be brought into their adaptations. They don’t translate too well into The Dark Knight Returns. A lot of talk shows and news coverage by pundits commenting on Batman’s return and the effect it’s having on Gotham don’t translate too well to a film medium and they kind of really stick out in this version, but Watchmen didn’t even really attempt it which is probably one of the big reasons why the change had to be made; there’s no supplementary material to give the audience a hint of what’s going on. Remember, Watchmen is partly a mystery story and since the filmmakers can’t lay the groundwork or don’t want to be bothered to lay the groundworks, they don’t bother to. So the win in all of this goes to The Dark Knight Returns.

    Winner: The Dark Knight Returns


    So, The Dark Knight Returns wins 3:0, but there was a reason I really wanted to bring these up – last week I talked about adaptations that strayed away from their source material but turned out the better for it and great works in their own right. Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns are two examples of how loyal adaptations can go. In The Dark Knight Returns’ case, it did an excellent job translating a story to screen in a way that was probably very powerful to a large audience to really get them into this story. In the case of Watchmen, its loyalty to its graphic novel actually kind of harmed it. Because it was so close to its graphic novel, the tonal changes and any changes at all, slight or massive, were more highlighted than ever. It’s almost undone by its loyalty and it has a changed ending that really fails it, especially considering that it has all the components for the original ending but now has a new ending that it hasn’t quite built up to.

    Yes, there’s more wrong with Watchmen than its ending but my point stands: Watchmen’s biggest fault is the fact that it’s so loyal to its graphic novel, but at the same time doesn’t quite get its graphic novel, that you might as well be reading the graphic novel. Maybe HBO’s TV series which I haven’t watched yet will be an excellent sequel and that would be really great because if this was the only time we’d be seeing any of the characters from Watchmen, I really wouldn’t feel satisfied.

    Have you got two films that you want to see me compare? Leave something in the comment section and I’ll definitely take them under consideration.
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant

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  • Top 10 Films that Deviated from the Book

    Top 10 Films that Deviated from the Book


    Top 10 Films that Deviated from the Book (But Turned Out Great!)

    I’ve heard a lot of people say lines like “the book’s always better” or that a film adaptation of a book is awful because they changed too much. I’ve never really gotten into that idea; I kind of think it rather regulates the idea that a filmmaker can put their own spin on a work. After all, if you’re going just adapt the work wholesale, what’s the point of adapting it at all? Filmmakers have a real issue when adapting other people’s work. In this sense, they’re adapting for a new medium with film now being a visual language. There’s also a point where you have to take what was a really long story that can be as long as the author intends to an environment where you are only allowed to have your story go on for two and half hours, three absolute max. And let’s face it – those don’t often happen for films based on books not called Lord of The Rings! So, taking that into account, I kind of wanted to look into the idea of what films really worked where they either flat out ignored the book or made fundamental changes, so much so that the film and the book were almost two separate entities. Now, for this list, the book doesn’t have to be wholly ignored – the film can still borrow the book’s core plot, themes, characters etc. etc. but the changes made to the film version have to substantially change the story in several ways, be it a setting change; character changes; you get the idea. This also wasn’t done fundamentally on a ratio of how good the film is to how much it was changed from the book since that was going to overcomplicate things and the list kept changing back and forth. So, I took 10 examples from a list that I made and simply ranked them in the order of how much I enjoyed the film version. But I also picked all these because I think the book is well worth picking up as well, with a few exceptions where I think the films fundamentally improved on their books, and one of them is probably going to make me an enemy of a few people. So, without further ado, let’s get into the top 10 list.


    10. War of The Worlds (2005)

    based on the book ‘War of The Worlds’ by H.G. Wells

    H.G. Wells’ War of The Worlds has fundamentally been adapted several times but there’s rarely been a straight up adaptation of the book outside of one example I could find which was an incredibly low budget independent film that’s really not worth a watch. Steven Spielberg’s 2005 film is following quite a lot of portions of the book but it is hard to ignore that it can never fully be an adaptation of its book given that it’s set in the mid-2000s from a book that was set in what was the late 1800s. It also kind of ditches the colonialism message of the book in favour of being a commentary on American attitudes post-9/11. In fact, 9/11-like imagery is used quite a lot in this film. It was actually rather bold considering this was coming out only four years after the events of 9/11. Now, as for the film itself, I actually think this is quite good on several levels. Tom Cruise’s performance is actually really good in this film and I think the direction is really well done – Spielberg really applied himself with this film. And I think some of the changes make a lot of sense, such as that the main character trying to protect his brother and wife is now changed to an estranged father protecting his children actually lines up more closely with what we’d expect, and as a result, it does a very good job of what we’d expect in a modern setting and it does a pretty good job accurately giving an idea of what an alien invasion would feel like in the mid-2000s. I wouldn’t say it’s for everyone. It actually does feel a bit like a mean-spirited dig at the film Independence Day, though for more information on that I would direct you to Lindsay Ellis’ video on the both the film which examines the portrayal of alien invasions in a pre-9/11 and post-9/11 environment. If you haven’t seen this version of War of The Worlds and are opposed to the idea of it because it’s got a modern setting, I’d urge you to reconsider. I think you will get an excellent film out of it.


    9. Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    based on the book ‘All You Need Is Kill’ by Hiroshi Sakurazaka

    At least I think it’s called Edge of Tomorrow – they seem to keep changing the title every time I go into a DVD shop. Some DVDs call it Live, Die, Repeat. And it really baffles me on several levels why they didn’t just call this film All You Need Is Kill outside of Japan. This once again is a cultural change setting that also stars Tom Cruise but this time it’s moved from a Japanese setting to an American character in a European setting. Now, the creatures do behave similarly to how they do in the book, but the fact of the matter still remains – it’s not just the setting which was fundamentally changed. There were also several facts surrounding the characters as well as how the action plays out and even the fact of the conclusions which are fundamentally different between them. While both the film and the book set up for sequels down the line – neither of which have happened at this point in either case – it doesn’t change the fact that the film version does feel tonally very different to that of its book. That being said however, Edge of Tomorrow (or Live, Die, Repeat) is one of my favourite sci-fi films of the previous decade; I really liked this one when it came out. I really went into this one thinking it was going to be a really mindless alien action film, but it does an excellent job. Tom Cruise gives a brilliant performance, being well against type-cast this time as a rather reluctant, inexperienced soldier who’s been fast-tracked up and is not prepared for a real battle situation, and Emily Blunt’s action turn is actually really phenomenal. And the action scenes? Really excellent. The whole you-repeat-the-day-after-you-die-and-keep-going mechanic is used in several creative ways, and I’d really urge you to give this one a go. It’s really excellent.


    8. V For Vendetta

    based on ‘V For Vendetta’ by Alan Moore

    V For Vendetta is probably the best of all the graphic novels that got turned into films but considering the competition including Zack Snyder’s terrible Watchmen adaptation which is very loyal to the graphic novel in terms of its plot but tonally missed several of the points. And also, the abysmal League Of Extraordinary Gentleman, a film so bad it caused Sean Connery to retire from filmmaking for nearly a decade. V For Vendetta didn’t exactly have a high bar to leap over. That being said, as much as people have pointed out that V For Vendetta is vastly different in several regards to its graphic novel and it’s a pretty fair judgement; there’s a lot of changes between the two versions. I think both the film and the graphic novel are excellent pieces of work. The film version, while deviating quite heavily from its comic, is still excellent. It dives into a lot of the core themes of the graphic novel so that it doesn’t feel entirely separate. You have excellent performances from actors like Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman, John Hurt and even some of the smaller roles were excellently done, including the noteworthy performance of Stephen Fry of playing, well, Stephen Fry, which resulted in him getting tons of questions about the similarities between the film and the election of Donald Trump in virtually every interview he was in since people happened to remember he was in this film. Alan Moore took a lot of exception to it because he felt the film didn’t talk enough about fascism which was what he was directly going for in the novel which is certainly not an unfair comparison but I don’t think a film actually has to use the word fascism to talk about it. The film still does an excellent job portraying a Britain that has quite happily given away its freedoms in the name of security. The inciting incident to both of those is one of the more changed elements of each version, and while V For Vendetta has arisen several people using the imagery of that film in rather annoying ways which show that they really didn’t quite get the film and what it was going for, I still think the film is utterly excellent – it’s really worth a watch if you haven’t seen it yet.


    7. First Blood (1982)

    based on the book ‘First Blood’ by David Morrell

    The first Rambo movie is something to really behold. It’s actually a lot better than I think a lot of people gave it credit for. Now, David Morrell’s real book and the film both deal with the idea of a Vietnam veteran coming home to a less than warm welcome and while, yeah, from what I’ve gathered the book version is way more subtle than the other version and Morrel’s original intention was to create a book where you would change your mind over who was a hero and who was the villain. The film version really doesn’t have that. There’s a lot of differences between the book and film including the fact that Rambo is a lot more violent in the book version and has a much higher body count. Yeah, the film is less violent than the book! I’ll let that sink in for a moment. But there’s also a lot of other changes, to such an extent that in most versions of the book, you now get a mini-prologue chapter where Morrell talks about his opinion on both the book and the film and how they’ve become separate entities. Though, I think if you want to look even more into the differences between the two, I’d highly recommend Dominic Noble’s Lost in Adaptation episode. It’s a really excellent dive into the differences between the book and the film. Now, that being said, First Blood is still an excellent film in its own right. It was one of Sylvester Stallone’s starring performances and rightfully so. Rambo was probably never better written than he was in this film. When I reviewed Last Blood last year, I talked about how First Blood was one of my favourite action films from that era and I stand by it; it’s really excellent. And the fact that the change is fundamentally different from the book also really doesn’t bother me. I actually think the film version puts the audience in a more intentionally uncomfortable position and it actually feels like Rambo has more layers in the film than he does in several regards in the book. It’s really worth a watch and a read; I think this one should be talked about more often in regard to the changes from its book.


    6. Total Recall (1990)

    based on the book ‘We Can Remember It for You Wholesale’ by Philip K Dick

    Yeah, none of Philip K Dick’s books ever really got faithful adaptations. I’ve heard some people say that A Scanner Darkly is rather close to its book counterpart but I’m unaware of the changes between those two so I can’t verify that. I could have highlighted Blade Runner again but I already did that last week so I’m going to highlight another Philip K Dick adaptation that I really like. And I’m talking about the 1990 film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger not the terrible remake starring Colin Farrell. Total Recall is very different in several regards. It actually kind of feels like it’s a joke on the book. The film does feel like a simple, really well-done Arnold Schwarzenegger action film but Arnold Schwarzenegger’s casting was very deliberate and ties very much into the film’s core idea and, without giving too much away for people that haven’t seen this film, adds an extra layer that wasn’t there in the book and really makes this film beyond cool. This is one amazing sci-fi film. You have excellent if hammy performances and it’s a film that will be open for endless interpretation for years to come. The Mars setting also kind of feels like a joke from the book since that was part of what the main character’s recall appointment was about in that scenario, but that being said, I really thought they did a brilliant job with taking the book and doing something very interesting with its premise, even if the film has now really become its own thing to such an extent that when We Can Remember It For You Wholesale was adapted again, it wasn’t an adaptation of the book – the next Total Recall would be completely a remake of Total Recall. But damn, that film sucked!


    5. The Shining (1980)

    based on the book ‘The Shining’ by Stephen King

    Okay, here’s where I’m going to make an enemy. I’ve stated in the past that I’ve not been a big fan of Stephen King and frankly The Shining is why. The fact he complained about the film adaptation of his book really seems weird to me since, from my point of view, Stanley Kubrick took a book that was not very frightening and made it frightening. The Shining film version is an excellent dive into isolation and the fear of being stuck in an environment with someone who could turn around and kill you any second, with one of Jack Nicholson’s most frightening performances. Now, the biggest complaint King had with this film was the fact that Jack wasn’t as sympathetic as he is in the book which I agree with, I think there could have been more of a dive into his character, but I think that also would have made the film a little less frightening. Oh, and while we’re at it, the book brings in a bunch of things which really are not as scary as Stephen King thinks they are including the hedge animals that come to life and the weird amount of use of wasps. But the thing is, if you really want proof of how iconic The Shining film version really is, most of the great moments of that film were additions made for the film – “all work and no play make Jack a dull boy”; the blood elevator; the weird scene involving the guy in the bunny costume – they weren’t in the book. If you want to see a film version that’s accurate to the book check out the TV miniseries, but that TV miniseries is so fundamentally the book it’s to a fault since it hasn’t accounted for the fact that, as I mentioned, film is a visual language. Stephen King has really had trouble getting faithful adaptations of his work out without executive producing since most of the adaptations make fundamental changes (the good ones, anyway, that are not called Shawshank Redemption). But I really would recommend checking out The Shining if you haven’t already.


    4. Akira (1988)

    based on the book ‘Akira’ by Katsuhiro Otomo

    Yeah, I talked about Akira two weeks in a row but there’s actually a really good reason to talk about Akira since it’s one of the most interesting adaptations I’ve seen. Otomo was the author and artist of the manga Akira, and when it was brought out for adaptation, he was put in charge of both writing and directing the film version. The problem is, well, Akira wasn’t done at the time. Yeah, Akira was only halfway through by the time the film went into production. Otomo had an ending in mind but he couldn’t execute the entirety of his story throughout the film so Otomo has to make this film where he has to follow much of the story that is in his manga but also fundamentally change cuts and splice on the original ending that was planned without a lot of the setup. As a result, the film is really bizarre in how much it deviates in certain regards from the manga and then goes back to the manga later down the line. It sounds like it should be a disaster but yet Otomo found an excellent middle ground to such an extent Akira is very worth a watch – I mean, I recommended it two weeks in a row so that’s got to be saying something. Akira is one of the most aesthetically pleasing films as well as one of the most interesting films in terms of its themes, action, character moments and the sheer level of creativity that they took the animation to bring the manga to life. It almost makes you forgive the fact that several characters from later in the story are pushed away further in and several of the characters that played fundamental roles were cut entirely. And once again, I have to mention that if you’re going to watch Akira, make sure you track down the second dub and not the first one if you want to see the film in the English language – the first one is not that good.


    3. Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    based on the book ‘Civil War’ by Mark Miller

    I decided that there had to be a Mark Miller graphic novel adaptation for this list since I always find Mark Miller to be the very mean-spirited writer whose work when handed to really good writers and directors actually turn out pretty well. I was really considering choosing at one point between Kick-Ass and Kingsman which are both way better films than they are compared to their graphic novels, even though Kick-Ass actually got a conclusion in the graphic novels and the films will never see that thanks to the fact that hardly anyone went to see Kick-Ass 2, which I’m still bitter about. That film was not as bad as people made it out to be. But then I realised that there was another Mark Miller comic that got turned into a film and is also way better than its counterpart which was the first film of the third phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America: Civil War. This took what was a Marvel event comic and turned it into a Captain America story, though people have said this is basically Avengers 2.5. Here’s where I made an enemy of comic fans: Civil War is a terrible event comic and it feels like everyone’s in denial of this! Look, I respect you if you like Civil War but you have to admit it is not as good as people have made it out to be over the years. If Marvel movies are feelgood events of the summer, Civil War feels like a feel-bad event because it’s – once again, rather like most of Mark Miller’s work – very mean-spirited and also has a terrible ending. Seriously, the effects of that event comic really did a damage to Marvel comics over the years. I was wondering, how the hell are you going to pull this off with a Captain America-centric story? And yet, the Russo brothers direct this film brilliantly. They fundamentally take a story about two idiots that won’t talk to each other, like people who have been friends for years, and create a genuinely interesting dispute over an ethical point which genuinely you could come down both sides on. And because I really like these versions of Iron Man and Captain America, it feels like more a gut punch that we know they’re eventually going to clash. The film starts as an excellent introduction to Spiderman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and gives all of its characters something excellent to do which, given that the Civil War comic felt like it was almost trying to crowbar-in the characters, is saying a lot. I really commend the Russo brothers with this film. They took what was a graphic novel I really didn’t like and turned it into a film I really love – this is one of the best Marvel films, period.


    2. Jurassic Park (1993)

    based on the book ‘Jurassic Park’ by Michael Crichton

    This film involved the author in a screenwriting credit. This time though, it wasn’t as if the book wasn’t done. The book was done but Crichton did not lord himself over the production or insist that it just be a version of his book, so as a result the two feel completely different. Some characters that lived in the book die in the film and vice versa. There’s a lot of fundamental changes to the characters to such an extent that for the most part of the film they only really share the names; they don’t share the characteristics or even the looks, considering that Alan Grant is played by Sam Neal in the film and in the book he’s described as a 40-year-old pudgy man with a large beard. That being said however, both stories are excellent – Jurassic Park has become a film standard for a reason. I seriously love this film. Jurassic Park is a pioneering work in film and really stands the test of time. Once again, Steven Spielberg makes the list and really knows what he wants to do. This is him on Blockbuster form, and he wisely made the decision to make the dinosaurs the stars of the show and not the lead actors. Even then, he still manages to get in some of the ethical discussions from the book into the film. So yeah, the two are fundamentally very different even if they are telling similar plots but both are excellent, and I cannot believe it if you’ve gone this long in your life and not seen Jurassic Park.


    1. Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

    based on the book ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’ by Diana Wynne Jones

    Studio Ghibli films have often used European settings and British literature for their source but this was the one time there was a lot of fundamental changes made from the book to the film. Hayao Miyazaki came out of retirement to direct this film, which was originally planned to be directed by Summer Wars, Wolf Children and Boy and The Beast director, Mamoru Hosoda, straight off his success with Digimon. But there were a lot of creative differences backstage which led Miyazaki to come out of retirement to direct the film and he really put a lot more of his own story into this. In fact, the film really is quite loyal up until we get to the halfway point which is when it really starts becoming its own thing. Now, don’t get me wrong, the book is really good and has some cool features to it but I think the film really made some necessary changes and turned out amazingly. I love this film. You have excellent performances in the dubbed version from actors like Christian Bale, probably giving one of his best performances, the late, great Jean Simmons as the older version of Sophie, and of course Billy Crystal’s scene-stealing performances as Calcifer. I really recommend all of Hayao Miyazaki’s films, but I will definitely say that Howl’s Moving Castle is another exceptional film. Yes, there a lot of big changes from the book including several characters like some of Sophie’s sisters being cut form the film version and the anti-war message is pretty much a film exclusive, but it’s a really excellent movie and I really highly recommend you check it out along with the entire Miyazaki filmography and the Studio Ghibli film collection.


    So that’s my top 10 list. Got any book-to-film adaptations that met the criteria of being fundamentally different but still turned out great that I missed? Leave something in the comment section for me. I might even do a follow-up about it.
     
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  • 10 Science Fiction Films for People Who Don’t Like Sci-Fi

    10 Science Fiction Films for People Who Don’t Like Sci-Fi


    This one’s been something that’s been on my mind for a while. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve recommended a movie to someone, they’re completely interested in parts of it and then the second I mention it’s either sci-fi or has a sci-fi element, they don’t want anything to do with it because they don’t like sci-fi. I was particularly interested in making a list like this after Fern Britton appeared in an episode of Room 101 trying to get science fiction into the titular room.

    See, science fiction in my mind is one of the most expansive genres, and when done right, can be excellent in every sense of the word. It’s a genre that can even relate to our current attitudes in the world. I had an interesting quote from one of my favourite YouTube personalities Mitch Benn, where he said that the one thing people do with science fiction is say that it’s predictive when it’s not, it’s explorative. Now, my personal opinion is that I think a lot of people don’t get into science fiction because they think it’s all complicated jargon and tons and tons of extra content that they need to be savvy on, when they see just how much Star Wars and Star Trek there is in the world, and then they also kind of have a view of it being rather childish. So, for this list, I made a few rules:

    1. This won’t be ranked; I simply want to recommend these films for non-sci-fi fans. I don’t really want to rank them, especially since all ten of these movies are excellent movies.
    2. They have to be overtly science fiction films. This is so I don’t cheat like many other lists and put on things like E.T. and Wall-E which are both kid’s films first before they attempt to really be sci-fi films.
    3. I tried to avoid big franchises. All bar a few of the films on the list didn’t have sequels or were the first entry in their franchise, and none of these require extra viewing to understand.
    And, of course, they all had to be excellent films.
    As a result, since they’re not going to be ranked, I’m going to list them in alphabetical order and explain why I think you would enjoy it.


    Akira (1988)

    Akira is a very, very odd beast in terms of its creation but it’s groundbreaking for both the detail that went into the animation and the type of stories that could be told. Based on a Japanese manga that was written and drawn by the film’s writer/director Katsuhiro Otomo, the film tells a story of rebellious biker gangs in the backdrop of the city of Neo-Tokyo which is recovering thirty years after a third-world war, preparing for Neo-Tokyo to get the 2020 Olympics. And I’d love to remind you, this actually correctly predicted something – it’s really weird to remember the Olympics were supposed to be taking place in Tokyo this year. Otomo had no previous writing and directing work prior to this, but he was given the opportunity and has become a leading light in Japanese cinema since. His story’s an excellent tale of experimentation and a society with a harsh and brutal cultural-generational divide, with one generation unwilling to hand over to the next to keep their power and deeming young people “fair game” for the interests of expansive science. Otomo based this and the futuristic biker gangs on what was really kind of a similar situation going on in Japan due to attitudes on how strict Japanese society was getting post-WW2, largely accredited to lead to a spike in youth crime in the 1980s, which Otomo really did an excellent job adding in. As a result, it creates a film where its themes rather resonate with our current modern society, where press coverage on younger individuals being mostly painted in a negative light, with people believing they know better simply because they have lived longer.

    Akira though is also excellent for how well it’s animated, as well as the excellent performances and the really imaginative designs. Despite the fact of when this film came out, it still looks great by today’s standards, and the fact it was done with virtually no digital effects is amazing. It’s a truly groundbreaking film, and while it is a sci-fi film in itself, it’s more of a crime and revolution drama than anything else. Now, in picking this up, I would recommend that if you’re going to get it, get the most recent Blu-ray copy as possible. Not only will you get the original Japanese language version, if you insist on seeing the English language version, you’re getting the better English language dub. Akira’s first dub is not one of the better ones. I dive into a lot more of my thoughts on why Akira is an excellent film in what is now going to be a shameless plug, my book ‘The Nerd Consultant’s Guide To Anime’, as well as a previous episode of Anime Amigos where we compared it with another film that’s on this list. If you like a film about motorbike gangs, revolution dramas or simply stories about fighting the power, this film is brilliant for you. I really recommend checking it out.


    Arrival (2016)

    Yes, this is the second time in recent memory that I’ve been talking about Denis Villeneuve’s excellent sci-fi drama, but it really bears mentioning how much I really recommend this film. Arrival is a brilliant story about humans first contacting aliens. While the story initially becomes about whether the aliens are here for peace or have a sinister motive, it then later turns into a story about us and our inability to communicate because of national and political divides, and how our own preconceptions are stopping us from enacting the greater good. On paper, it sounds like the sort of godawful why-don’t-we-give-peace-a-chance films but it’s much more mature than many films like it and has an excellent solution from its plot twists, which adds an extra layer to a lot of the films you’ve seen before. Amy Adams probably gives the best performance of her career in this movie and she’s backed up very well by excellent performances from Jeremy Renner and Forest Whitaker. It’s absolutely a film you should see, and I don’t think the idea of humans first coming into contact with life forms from another world has been done better in cinema. As I commented in my reviews at the time, it’s not a sci-fi film about aliens, it’s a sci-fi film about humanity. And after that point, I’m really glad Denis Villeneuve was picked to do Blade Runner 2049 because he did an excellent job with that film as well. Also, if you’re going to see this film, I’d really recommend looking up a video on YouTube by the channel Philosophy Tube which shows how Arrival’s plotline is rather similar to both the Brexit referendum and the Brexit aftermath and what we can learn from that comparison. It’s a genuinely interesting video no matter how you voted in the referendum. Speaking of Blade Runner…


    Blade Runner (1982)

    Okay, I know a lot of people will say this is an obvious choice but Blade Runner was one of the big suggestions I heard coming up, and really, again, is another sci-fi film that on paper is about robots in a futuristic society but again, is more of a story about humanity. While there have been other Phillip K Dick adaptations that I think are also excellent and can fit this category, I thought there was only really room for one. Minority Report was close to making it but I felt that it leaned a bit too heavily towards sci-fans and was therefore a little less accessible. I did also consider A Scanner Darkly for this list which, unlike Minority Report and Blade Runner, is a bit closer to its book adaptation, but man, you have to really be paying attention with that film because otherwise you have no idea what’s going on. Seriously, it took me several watch throughs to really figure out that movie.

    Now, Blade Runner might not be very close to the book ‘Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?’ but it does keep the main foundation of the book, and it really answers the obvious question which was: What constitutes life? If artificial intelligence has all the emotions and mannerisms of a human and can easily be mistaken for a human, do we have the right to essentially eliminate them on the basis that they were artificial creations by humans. It’s an excellent look on humanity; how we see ourselves and where we’re going. Artificial intelligence is becoming more and more a part of our lives, which has made Blade Runner only more and more relevant, and I think it’s an amazing film that asks a lot of questions about our nature in general. If you haven’t had a chance to see it, I’d really recommend double billing it with Blade Runner 2049. Yeah, that’s a very long marathon but you’re getting two excellent films in that one. Also, in spite of the fact the film was a troubled shoot, you probably have some of the best performances of many of these actor’s careers, especially Harrison Ford. And it’s still probably to this day one of Ridley Scott’s best films. If you’re going to see it, I’d recommend either taking the director’s cut or the final cut which I believe, after Blade Runner 2049, is considered the canonical version of the film.


    District 9 (2009)

    District 9 was seriously excellent to such an extent that it got a nomination for Best Picture and I’m seriously surprised that it has kind of slipped to the wayside in recent years. Written and directed by South African director Neill Blomkamp, the film is an interesting exploration after it basically becomes a film about a group of aliens living in a South African slum and some serious levels of subjugation entailed. It’s one again another excellent sci-fi films that uses aliens on a comment on humanity, and the scenario feels very real in several regards. It very much is a mirror to the refugee crisis of Syria that’s still ongoing, and the imagery is done deliberately to look like several news reports that we’ve seen in recent memory. If you haven’t seen this one, I would highly check it out. It’s absolutely excellent.


    Ex Machina (2014)

    Ex Machina is a film that’s only gotten better as time has gone on. It’s essentially a film about a tech employee played by Domhnall Gleeson come to visit his secretive boss played by Oscar Isaacs in an out-of-the-area location to test out a humanoid android to see if it can be distinguished from being a human as part of an extreme case of a Turing test. The film is once again an excellent look into our fascination with artificial intelligence and the want to create artificial life. It has excellent performances from the cast. If Alicia Vikander hadn’t got her Oscar for the Danish girl, she really should have got her Oscar for this film. It’s an utterly brilliant and rather mesmerizing film. The cinematography is absolutely stunning, and the set designs are also excellent. This film feels like an independent production with a sense of minimalism throughout, since the entire film really only takes place in one location and shows how you can use a very simply idea to its full benefit. The film’s been written and is the directorial debut of Alex Garland, and while he has done the rather well-received Annihilation, his work has obviously done his well enough since he’s got the job of writing the screenplay for the upcoming Halo movie where he’ll be trusted with a sci-fi franchise with a large in-built audience. Ex Machina though, while it is a story about life and artificial intelligence, it’s really an excellent recreation of what it’s like to be stuck at a weird weekend with people you don’t know and probably shouldn’t trust. It’s an excellent exploratory piece, highly recommended.


    Ghost in the Shell (1995)

    If you were underwhelmed by the 2017 live action film and didn’t know what the fuss was about, you really should see the 1995 animated film. Ghost in the Shell is another film that, rather like Ex Machina and Blade Runner, asks the questions how far or how close does someone have to be to be human, but in this case, the lead character Motoko Kusanagi is human or at least mostly. She’s essentially a human brain in a cyborg body or full prosthetic in the movie’s terms. The film is about a division of the Hong Kong secret services named Section 9, investigating a hacker of human brains named The Puppet Master but it’s ultimately more of an exploration of Motoko coming to terms with her state and her identity and how she and society see herself. It’s an utterly mesmerizing film from both the cinematography, the excellent animation and the brilliant music score. Seriously, out of all the films on this list, the film has the best music score. Considering we’ve got Vangelis’s excellent score on Blade Runner in this list, that’s saying a lot.

    Unlike the 2017 movie, this film knows it can’t just rely on its action set pieces, which is why they’re rather kept a minimum. I think there’s only about two or three throughout the entire movie. The imagery has become iconic for a reason. It’s an excellent dive into the psyche and contains themes of want, identity and a cold, uncertain world, as well as even some interesting subtext on societal attitudes to women. It has some interesting undertones of those ideas since, rather like Ex Machina, it’s also a film about a woman who is being treated like a literal object, which again is made even more interesting by the fact that this is a woman’s brain in an artificial body. In fact, if you’re interested in the source material, I’d really recommend checking out Bennet the Sage’s Anime Abandoned video, but again I also have to plug my book ‘The Nerd Consultant’s Guide To Anime’ as well as the Anime Amigos episode where we compared it with Akira to decide which we thought was the better film. Ghost in the Shell and Akira became real stand ins for why Anime is as big as it is today, and I really think they could be seen by non sci-fi fans and they’d still get a kick out of them. Highly recommended, though I would actually agree with Bennet the Sage and say that if you are going to check out this one, try to get the original cut of the film that’s on DVD. Nothing against the 2.0 cut which is on most streaming sites and Blu-rays, but there were a few touch ups made that weren’t really necessary. I think Ghost in the Shell’s original cut makes the most of the excellent hand-drawn animation.


    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Even if you’re not really into the Marvel Universe, you really should check this one out. This film is part of a larger franchise but what it is at the end of the day before it’s a sci-fi film or a Marvel movie is a nostalgia trip. Many of these films I’ve talked about so far have interesting subtexts about humanity and our current world and our politics, but Guardians of the Galaxy and its follow up film Volume 2 are just a an excellent time, about a ragtag group of misfits becoming heroes for hire just because, eh, it might be a bit fun. It’s the kind of fun film we don’t get enough of and I think anyone can appreciate the excellent writing in both action and comedy from writer/director James Gunn who you can really tell cares about these characters, to such an extent that he insisted on being a large factor in their portrayal in the last two Avengers films. The performances are excellent and it’s just a great time. If there’s one thing I’ll say against the film, I think Lee Pace’s villain Ronan the Conqueror isn’t as interesting as he could have been, but as a whole, I really recommend GOTG. Excellent film.


    Men in Black (1997)

    Men in Black is similarly just a simple buddy cop film that happens to talk about the idea of aliens living amongst us, as a very literal interpretation for several aspects of our current modern civilization. It’s a simple, good, fun film and if you haven’t seen it by now you really should. It’s very funny, very to-the-point, has good action scenes and has excellent performances by Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. It’s kind of lightning in the bottle considering that all the other Men in Black films have felt rather underwhelming in light of this one. If you haven’t seen it yet, you really should. It’s an excellent film.


    The Thing (1982)

    John Carpenter’s masterpiece is an excellent story about an Antarctic research facility that’s recently had a shape-shifting alien that can take on the form and mannerisms of anyone at the base, so as a result, anyone could be one of them in disguise. It’s not just one of favourite John Carpenter films, it’s one of my favourite films in general. It’s a brilliant horror story about paranoia and isolation, and it gives the impression that anyone around someone could be the enemy. It’s just a brilliant film, and of course, you can’t forget those groundbreaking effects. It’s a film that actually improves on re-watches as you more carefully look at everyone’s actions and throughout the entire film, you really will have no idea who is to be trusted. By the end of the film, it’s even a possibility that some of the survivors might not be who they say they are. If you haven’t seen it, really check it out. Though avoid the 2011 prequel which suuuuuuucks.


    10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

    The final film on this list is another one I reviewed a while back, and it’s really the only properly good Cloverfield movie. Let’s face it, Cloverfield was alright but not a great film and the less said about the Cloverfield paradox the better. 10 Cloverfield Lane L is an excellent movie. It’s essentially about a group of people living in an underground facility during some sort of crisis, possibly an alien invasion or another kaiju scenario; we simply don’t know what is happening. And John Goodman’s character, who has clearly gone crazy, might not be trusted for his motives but he might also be correcting just how bad things have gotten in the outside world. It’s another film that deals excellently with paranoia and does a pretty damn good job; you really feel like you’re locked in a room with a crazy person who could snap at any moment. It’s utterly brilliant in several regards and I really can’t recommend it enough.

    Well, that’s it for another lot of recommendations. And as I’ve pointed out, you don’t need to be sci-fi fans to really appreciate how good these films are – I highly recommend you check out these 10 films. There were other films that were talked about in this regard on other lists and I didn’t even get a chance to talk about TV series, where I would have highly recommended Cowboy Bebop and Firefly, excellent sci-fi series you should check out. The point is, you really should try to check out this genre even if you think it’s not your thing; there should be something there for you.
     
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  • Top 10 Worst Videogame Films

    Top 10 Worst Videogame Films


    Top 10 Worst Videogame Films

    It feels like nowadays we’re living in a resurgence of videogame films. I have a theory that this is down to the fact that the majority of film directors that are making these adaptations now actually grew up playing videogames more so than directors from the 90s to the 2000s, where, at that point, going after a videogame would be fundamentally a fool’s errand or a quick cash grab. But, with us now finally starting to get really good big blockbusters based on videogames, with both Pokémon Detective Pikachu doing well at the box office and receiving good reviews, and Sonic The Hedgehog becoming the highest grossing videogame movie whilst also being a good film, I think it’s important to go back, look on these movies and figure out which films should filmmakers be avoiding? I was considering doing a Best Videogame Movies List, but the list of really good videogame films is very slim, and some of them even require foreknowledge of the videogame. This is mostly from the Anime adaptations that seem to come out. Though, some of these are still really great. Professor Layton and The Eternal Diva really should be seen by virtually anyone, and I defy you to have a better adaptation than Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist. Seriously, that one is excellent, and considering it came about from a licensed fan film says it all, that CapCom decided to put their full approval behind is amazing. Seriously, check it out.

    Now, obviously there are a ton of bad videogame films out there, so some didn’t make the list, for whatever reason that I decided. This would be either because I simply didn’t think they were that bad or that my connection with the videogame film meant it didn’t really sting when it went badly wrong, or I simply haven’t seen them. For example, the Angelina Jolie Lara Croft films didn’t make the list, in spite of the fact they’re fundamentally really dull. Likewise, the Jean Claude Van Damme / Raul Julia Street Fighter movie didn’t make the list, in spite of the fact its quality is pretty appalling, but it’s one of those so-bad-it’s-good films that I just want to put on every so often. I really struggle to understand people who really hate that film. Trust me, we’re coming back to Street Fighter before it’s done, but let’s face it, you’re not getting the excellent animation and cool fan service of the Street Fighter 2 animated film, and you’re not getting the intense character drama and well-choreographed martial arts of Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist. Let’s move onto the actual list.

    10. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

    I hate putting this film on the list. I adore the Final Fantasy series. It was one of the series that practically made me a fan of role-playing games. And The Spirits Within in theory is an interesting concept. Series creator Hironobu Sakaguchi had been sitting on this idea for several years, ever since he was making plans for Final Fantasy 7, and he finally put it into production several years down the line, with a massive budget and serious amounts of computer technology used. This film had a £135,000,000 budget, which considering that, yeah, that doesn’t seem too much by today’s standards, at the time was a massive budget. And I will give it credit; the animation in it looks decent. The actors are expressive and even the celebrity voice cast that was brought in to voiceover these characters, including Donald Sutherland, Alec Baldwin and James Woods, are pretty good. But, oh god, this film is dull! It’s so, so dull!

    I really don’t understand what was going on with this film, but really, this film not only bears virtually no relation to its game series in any sense or fashion – going from high fantasy mixed with a bit of a Diesel-punk edge to a weird, ultra-hi-tech sci-fi epic – it also doesn’t seem to really have a coherent story or even many coherent characters. The thing is all over the place in terms of its plot and Ming-Na Wen gives a really subdued performance in the lead role. It’s a weird movie all round, and you can clearly tell by the way it’s paced and handled that co-directors Hironobu Sakaguchi and Motonori Sakakibara don’t really understand about pacing films. They are primarily videogame directors. It’s no wonder that this film was a massive loss for the company which they never recovered from. The animation studio was even shut down. Its only credit after this was an animated short to promote the upcoming Matrix videogame. And when it was all said and done, this film is a depressing mess. I’ve actually heard a lot of people defend this film, saying that if you take Final Fantasy out of the name and just concentrate on it as The Spirits Within it’s a much better film, but I seriously disagree. The film is mired in bad performances, a non-coherent story and some dreadful resolution to some of the plotlines. It’s not an appalling story so that’s why it’s so low on the list, and trust me, there are way worse films, but this one stung for me.

    9. Pokémon: Hoopa and The Clash of Ages

    I think I had to put a Pokémon film on here, although that being said, the Pokémon movies have never really been incredibly offensive. In fact, prior to when I had to review this one for the site, I would have said Pokémon 4 was the worst film of the bunch since it’s a massive Princess Mononoke rip-off, but with everything just worse in every sense of the word. It even had some bizarre scenes that the dubbing company actually commissioned to be added for the movie with very little good reason. However, that is when I saw Hoopla and The Clash of Ages. This film’s way worse. Say what you like about any of the other films, they never felt this commercially driven. Hoopla and The Clash Of Ages really only exists as a massive promotion for the then upcoming Pokémon Omega, Ruby and Alpha Sapphire games that were coming out. We got a paper-thin plot, really annoying characters and a plotline where it felt like the main core cast didn’t really have much of a reason to be in it. Unlike all the other Pokémon films which, yeah, are getting seriously overabundant at this point, this one felt like it had absolutely no point whatsoever to exist. It’s a fundamentally poor film, and it’s really the one I would recommend skipping above all others. It really is the equivalent of just binging on M&Ms that have gone off – lots of pretty colours that you will make you feel sick afterwards.

    8. Prince of Persia

    Prince of Persia commits one of the one worst crimes a bad movie can commit; it’s boring as hell! Not to mention, the fundamental miscasting of Jake Gyllenhaal as the prince. That’s right, Jake Gyllenhaal is the Prince of Persia. I’m just going to let that one sit for a while… Now, Prince of Persia does follow its videogame plotline pretty accurately, however it’s just really dull. It’s a rather faithful adaptation of the Sands of Time videogame, but the Sands of Time have a very basic plot to accompany the gameplay. Turning that into a film means we have what was already a barebones plot dragged out to a feature-length production. Ben Kingsley gives one of the least subtle performances of his entire career as the villain. And good god, you’d think he’d learnt his lesson after being in another film that’s on this list. You’ve probably guessed which film I’m on about if you’ve seen it. I’ve had a ton of people defend this one, but I was bored out of my skull watching it. The acting’s not great; the action scenes are pretty dull and it doesn’t look like much budget’s been put behind it which, considering this film was distributed by Disney of all people, shows how little the production company gave to this; and I am just looking at the clock any time I’m watching this one, waiting for it to be over.

    7. King of Fighters

    I’m betting that a bunch of you never actually knew this film existed. Look, The King of Fighters was not always the best idea to adapt into a film considering that Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken had all bombed before this film came out, and King of Fighters is not exactly the most popular fighting videogame. But, if you’re going to do it, at least make it competent and recognizable. King of Fighters looks like it has a lower budget than all the films I’ve mentioned, which, if you’re including Tekken in that list, considering that that film went straight to DVD everywhere outside of Japan, that’s saying a lot. Maggie Q really should fire her agent after this considering she was appallingly miscast in the lead role of Mai. Promoting her to lead character, with my knowledge of videogames, is a baffling decision. It resulted in a completely changed and mostly unrecognizable Terry, who’s one of the most iconic-looking videogame characters, his popularity to such an extent that he got added to the Super Smash Bros roster last year. Now, if you like these sorts of games, you do get some of decent fight scenes, but man is it weird! They kind of took King of Fighters plot, which was rather generic, and tried to mix it up by adding some weird Matrix subplot (because this film came out around about that time everyone was ripping off The Matrix). And good god, just avoid at all costs. This films really feels like it was made at a pitch meeting where everyone was taking cocaine.

    6. Double Dragon

    Double Dragon’s another film I actually forgot existed until I made this list, but then the memories came flooding back. I have no idea what they were thinking making this film. It’s just a really appallingly, low-budget mess. Say what you like about the Street Fighter film, at least that one has some campy fun in it. This one doesn’t really have that so-bad-it’s-good angle to it; it just feels like a really weird mess. The fight scenes are really crap as well, and the fact it’s rather loose on what relation it bears to its source material is rather laughable. It’s a film that’s largely been forgotten and rightfully so. The only good thing that’s come out of this is now that one of the leads became the host of Iron chef in America.

    5. Doom

    Not even The Rock could save this film. Doom is based on one of the most influential videogames ever made, so it makes no sense to have a film this appalling to accompany it. It’s fundamental rubbish of the highest order – the effects were laughable when this film came out, and they look even worse by today’s standards; the lighting in this film is horrendous, giving Josh Trank’s Fantastic Four a run for its money, and The Rock, who was your biggest asset for this film, is appallingly miscast. I keep telling people: The Rock in theory can play a good villain but he seems to not be working in practice. It’s very hard to make someone that likeable into someone we should hate.

    4. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

    I’ve talked a lot about the Street Fighter films and this is the one I really don’t like talking about. Why CapCom was involved in this I have no idea because they didn’t have any input. It was clearly not in any attempt to adapt their videogame. Legend of Chun-Li makes a ton of sense; Chun-Li has an excellent character arc. But it has no real bearing to its videogame, and it seems fundamentally flawed in every way, shape and form. Neal McDonough plays M. Bison in this one and puts on this weird, over-the-top Irish accent for some reason, despite the fact the character is not Irish in the games and Neal McDonough has never done an Irish accent in any other film he’s done (and it shows). Kristin Kreuk is bored playing the lead character, and the action scenes are some of the worst edited I’ve ever seen. You’ll really question why Michael Clark Duncan was in Oscar-nominated films after seeing it. And good god, there is a subplot in this film which involves Bison transferring all of his good side into his recently born child right after birth. I am not joking. This is genuinely in the movie. This film might have even been lower on the list if it wasn’t just for that infamous scene alone. Seriously, it’s staggering to think that this was left in the movie.

    3. The Super Mario Bros

    I’m fairly convinced that whatever Illumination Pictures brings out in the next couple of years – which I’m betting now will become the highest grossest videogame movie – will still do a better job than this piece of crap. No one on set cared about this movie whatsoever. Lead actors Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo practically admitted they were drunk on set most days and didn’t actually care about the film they were making. This was the first big-budget videogame film and it shows. The filmmakers clearly had no idea how to adapt this material, and have to give weird, long explanations for why the Mario Bros can do what they do. The script is crap, Dennis Hopper tries to recover things by hamming it up as the villain and doesn’t succeed at all, and the special effects have aged appallingly. Seriously, just skip this one. Series creator Shigeru Miyamoto has gone on record to say that he regrets the film’s creation and it’s probably that reason that it’s taken nearly 30 years before we get another Super Mario Bros film. Illumination Pictures, this is a prototype of how not to make this franchise into a movie.

    2. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter is on many objective levels probably a better film than most of this list, but Resident Evil: The Final Chapter is a film that makes me angry to know it exists. This film was meant to culminate all the plots of all the films in one go, and it only does that by a minute and a half into the movie retroactively changing everything that happened, thus making the entire series pointless. If you put any time into this terrible franchise of terrible movies, this one film means it was entirely a waste of your time. Not to mention, it continues the series traditions of butchering the characters, having a non-sensical plot that has no regard for anything that’s going on other than Paul W. S. Anderson showing off his wife Milla Jovovich again. It has yet another cloning subplot which we were all sick off by this point and bears no relation to its game. And this time, it uses a fundamentally bizarre excuse to bring back Ian Glen from the third movie for no reason and make him the main villain even though the third movie established he was not the main villain, and it’s purely just because he got popular on Game of Thrones.

    This film is such a mess. It has no regard for its audience whatsoever. It’s got one of the most insane plots I’ve ever seen, about humanity succumbing to a zombie apocalypse within 24 hours. I have no idea how that works; does humanity just decide, ‘Ah, we’re done fighting the zombies at this point. I know we’ve been fighting for several years but okay, I’m done now’? And it has one of the most insulting endings that contradicts virtually everything that happened up to that point, including the first film which is the only one that this one seems to have any ties to. I saw this one in cinemas and had to take a train to Manchester to see it. That’s an hour each way, just because I wanted to be done with this franchise once and for all, and it actually felt like it punched me in the face on the way out. Resident Evil is getting rebooted into another film series and Anderson’s not going to have anything to do with it. Goodbye and good riddance… is what I want to say, but then I found out he’s directing a Monster Hunter adaptation and is also having Milla Jovovich in the lead role. So now we have to put up with more of his videogame adaptations. Great.

    1. BloodRayne

    I could have filled up a lot of this list with director Uwe Boll’s movies but he’s way too much of an easy target, and most people who know about his terrible personality and his terrible films know that his stuff is bad, and that he mainly goes for videogame adaptations ebcasue they’re an easy cash-grab. But, to be fair, I wanted to highlight a lot of different directors and adaptations so keeping most of his movies off the list made sense. So I decided only one Uwe Boll film should make the list. I nearly put Alone In The Dark on the list just for how badly made it is in virtually every sense of filmmaking, but then I remembered BloodRayne is a thing. BloodRayne is one of the most appalling films I have ever seen in my life. There is no care to the script, the action scenes are some of the worst-choreographed I have ever seen in my life, and everyone from Kristanna Loken to Michael Madsen, to even Ben Kingsley of all people – who clearly was just in it for a paycheck – are giving terrible performances. In fact, Ben Kingsley’s barely in the movie. I swear none of his scenes go beyond two minutes of screen time. Which is weird considering that BloodRayne is a film that’s so dull and nonsensical it feels like it goes on for hours. If you want to know how poor this script is, there’s a scene later during the film where Rayne goes through several traps to get a relic that makes her immune to water. As soon as she grabs the relic, the temple activates a trap that brings water in the room. So, they put a water trap in to protect a relic that makes vampires immune to water. Yeah, for some reason in this film’s continuity, vampires can’t touch water, even non-blessed water. This film is just pure rubbish on every level and the fact it got two sequels baffles me in every regard. Seriously, steer clear. This one and all of his films are not even so-bad-they’re-good; they’re just bad, cynical and kind of depressing when you really properly think about them. Well, the only thing I think I can recommend about this film is that Meatloaf gives one of the campiest performances of his career.

    Well, that’s it for me for this time. Please avoid these films and seek out some really good videogames films; there are some out there.

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  • Top 10 Best Picture Nominees from 2010 to 2020

    Top 10 Best Picture Nominees from 2010 to 2020


     
    Top 10 Best Picture Nominees from 2010 to 2020 (That Didn’t Win)
     
    I have a weird fascination with the Oscars. I know it’s descended to a complete joke, but it doesn’t change the fact that despite they devolved into basically a bribery contest and making films that only appease Academy voters, you’re guaranteed at least one Best Picture nominee that is going to be one of your favourite films of the year, if you, like me, go and see a ton of movies every year. Now, that being said, for this entire decade, only once has my choice for Best Picture at the Oscars actually taken home the grand prize. I know, it’s shocking, but for some reason the Academy never seems to take the choice that I would have picked. So, for this list, I decided to give you my top 10 nominations from all the Oscar ceremonies’ Best Picture Nominations between the years of 2010 to this year. Though, once again, I’ve set a few ground rules for myself – it has to be an actual nomination for Best Picture. I can’t just say a film that I would have nominated that was my favourite film of that year. If the Academy didn’t nominate it for that category, I cannot pick it. Second, I can’t pick a film that was nominated for Best Picture at the BAFTAs but didn’t get a nomination at the Oscars. This is the reason why I, Daniel Blake won’t make this list in spite of the fact it easily should have been nominated for Best Picture. Thirdly, I’m not allowed to pick the film that won Best Picture. This has to be strictly the film that did not win but I wanted to win. However, as I’ve mentioned, only in one case would I have actually picked the winner. Also, the placement on this list is simply going to be on the merits of the film, not on how much I thought they were better than the actual film that won Best Picture. If that was the case, my pick from 2019 would have been no.1 on this list. Okay, with all the rules laid out, let’s begin!

     
    10. Hugo
    nominated in 2011, lost to The Artist
     
    Anyone who saw my review of The Irishman might be surprised to find that I would have picked the Martin Scorsese film, but honestly, Hugo I actually think is one of his better works. It got kind of snubbed by critics and audiences since it was first announced since the idea of Martin Scorsese making a family film is kind of at odds with what you would expect from the director of Goodfellas and The Wolf of Wall Street. But, Scorsese’s first nomination of the decade was for one of his best films, and I actually think it’s a better love letter to classic cinema than The Artist was. Don’t get me wrong, I quite liked The Artist but it felt like a very pretentious film that I wouldn’t want to see more than once, and personally, I think that this is one time Scorsese really should have held that Oscar on the night.

     
    9. Up
    nominated in 2010, lost to The Hurt Locker

    Nothing against The Hurt Locker, but I wouldn’t have picked it for Best Picture over Up. 2010 was a very strong year, being the first time that the nominations were stretched out from 5 to 10 nominations, a nomination number that still has not been met to this day. There were genuinely strong entries that year that I could have easily picked, including Inglourious Basterds, District 9 and A Serious Man, but personally, out of all those nominations, I would have probably given it to Up. Up is a lovely family film, and I still stand by it’s one of Pixar’s best films. It does have a few pacing issues and I think people mostly forget that because of its excellent introduction, but it was just great to see an animated film finally get a Best Picture nomination since Beauty and The Beast, and to this day, it’s still only one of three animated films to receive the Best Picture nominations. If Pixar’s legacy is built on its charm and warmth, Up is a prime example of it, and it’s one of those excellent films that both kids and adults can enjoy, highly recommended.


     
    8. The Imitation Game
    nominated 2015, lost to Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance
     
    2015 was a strong year, and I think it should have been the Oscar really should have gone to the excellent biopic that told the life story of Alan Turing, with an excellent performance by Benedict Cumberbatch in the lead role. It’s unfortunately now probably going to receive less circulation based on the fact that the Weinsteins were a major part of producing the film, but I would really like it if that didn’t tarnish this film’s legacy, especially given the tragic life story of Turing. Though, the tragedy of his life is only touched upon in certain points of the film. The film mainly focuses on him and a group of mathematicians at Bletchley Park, creating the first computers as a way to break the enigma code. I really, really liked The Imitation Game. The only thing that hold it back for me is it’s rather held by that central performance and it’s kind of in a group of films that does really rely on that and is kind of aiming for a Best Actor nomination, which Cumberbatch got, but that being said, it’s a really excellent film that tells what was until recently a completely classified story, and you arguably should check it out.

     
    7. The Social Network
    nominated 2011, lost to The King’s Speech
     
    Unlike with Imitation Game where I really strongly believed that it was a much better film than Birdman, I don’t hold so much against the fact that King’s Speech defeated The Social Network. It ultimately was more likely to win that award. I knew The Social Network only really stood some chance because it was about an American figure rather than a British figure, but there ya go. The Social Network is fantastic, and it actually was really caught up for me. I was really stuck for which one I was going to pick, considering it was nominated against very strong competition including the other two films that I was seriously considering giving this place to, including Toy Story 3 and True Grit. But I established that I was only going to save one per year, so those two had to go aside and I kind of felt I had to pick The Social Network, mainly because, unlike those two films, I think it has the best beginning, middle and end. True Grit feels like it goes on a little too long and while Toy Story 3 is an emotional gut punch, I found there’s a lot of parts in the middle that I don’t find quite as memorable as Toy Story 1 and 2’s middle act.
     
    So, by pure nitpicking, The Social Network got through. It’s an excellent story about the creation of one of the biggest innovations of the 21st century, and the irony of how one of the biggest factors of bringing people together actually tore many people about. Jesse Einsenberg gives an excellent performance as Mark Zuckerberg, something which I think might have negatively influenced Schneider’s direction in casting him as Lex Luther. But let’s also not forget the other excellent performances, including Andrew Garfield and Justin Timberlake. It does have a similar problem to The Imitation Game in that it seems to rely on those central performances, but it has this to a lesser degree, which is why I put it above The Imitation Game, and it’s still an excellent movie. I actually really enjoyed the fact the film’s backdrop is based on two preliminary hearings for court cases from genuine law suits that Mark Zuckerberg was going through at the time. I saw an excellent review of this film that said it would be an excellent time capsule for the 2000s and I have to agree. Seek this one if you can; it’s a really excellent film.

     
    6. Django Unchained
    nominated in 2013, lost to Argo
     
    Those of you who know me know I’m also not the most massive Quentin Tarantino fan, but I actually thought this was one of his best films of the decade. I think I liked it more than Inglourious Basterds and I definitely liked it more than The Hateful Eight. Sidenote: I still haven’t seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood yet; I need to get round to doing that. But Django Unchained is excellent. If I had one criticism of it, it’s that Jamie Foxx’s central performance is rather eclipsed by Christoph Waltz’s excellent supporting role which did rightfully earn him the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, though Django Unchained is actually the one example from this list where it actually was my second choice and I can’t pick the one I actually want because it did win – Argo to me is an excellent film; it’s another one you really should check out. Ben Affleck does an excellent job in both the starring role and direction, but I set my rules that I get to pick my favourite that didn’t win, and in this case, it was Django Unchained. Once again, this was a very strong year, in fact, probably one of the strongest years because it was nominated against films like Life of Pi and Silver Linings Playbook. But that being said, Django Unchained is a brutal film that’s an excellent drawback to exploitation films, and I don’t think we get enough films like that.

     
    5. Joker
    nominated 2020, lost to Parasite
     
    Granted, I actually haven’t seen Parasite so I can’t tell you whether I would have picked Parasite at this stage or not, but Joker is an excellent film. I have a few issues with it that stops it from going higher on this list, mainly that it borrows a little too much from Scorsese without having its own flair but the ending of the film really nailed it in my mind, and made me forgive a lot of his faults. Joker is a brutal movie, but it’s one that’s very much to the point and is very sympathetic to its subject, and I really think it’s an excellent movie. Joaquin Phoenix rightfully got his Best Actor win on the back of it, and he fundamentally is one of the best things about this film. But I don’t think it’s just his central performance that makes the movie. It’s a film really about how we perceive ourselves and the world around us, and really asks some genuine questions about, when bad acts happen, where does the blame lie? Is it on individuals or a society?

     
    4. BlacKkKlansman
    nominated 2019, lost to Green Book
     
    This was the one I was on about saying that this would have been no.1 if I was comparing it to the film that won. How in the name of all that is good did Green Book beat BlacKkKlansman? BlacKkKlansman is Spike Lee’s best film in years. It’s a harrowing if honest look at racism in America, by tying our past to our present. While it is a rather fictionalized biopic, it is still a biopic of Ron Stallworth, one of the first black undercover police officers in his precinct, who would launch an undercover operation to uncover several terrorist acts from the Ku Klux Klan. It’s interesting to contrast it with the original biography, that talked about the fact that David Duke had won a seat in congress in spite of the fact he was a grand wizard of the clan, and now solely points the finger on America today, with the final portion of the film pointing the finger directly at the fact that white supremacy has now become a more visible part of American society again with the election of Donald Trump. The final sequence of the film uses direct footage from the Charlottesville rally, the film deliberately receiving its first screenings one year to the day. The film has excellent central performances from Jason David Washington and Adam Driver, and while the film gave me a lot of what I was expecting, it actually genuinely surprised me in a lot of areas. It’s finally out on DVD and on several screening sights, so I highly recommend you check this film out. Though, be warned, you have to be in the right mood to want to see this film.

     
    3. Arrival
    nominated 2017, lost to Moonlight
     
    Okay, fine, Moonlight was a pretty good film. I don’t object to it winning, and of course, it won in the year where it famously was almost accidentally given to La La Land. But in my mind, Arrival was always going to be my pick that year – I really, really loved Arrival. Arrival is Denis Villeneuve’s excellent adaptation of a short sci-fi novel that, while it starts out as a sci-fi epic about man’s first contact with aliens, ultimately it evolves into a story about humanity and how we communicate. It’s ultimately a really excellent film about human preconceptions and the fact they aren’t communicating with one another and working together, something that is mirrored in a lot of genuine conflict. It even has slight parallels to the current COVID-19 pandemic. There’s the excellent central performance of Amy Adams playing a linguist trying to communicate with the aliens, and the ultimate twist at the end is excellent and really makes you rethink the entire film. I think it does a better job of this than Joker did, and that’s one of the better examples of that idea in the best decade. You really don’t need to love sci-fi films to love this film. It’s what I would definitely consider one of the better movies of the decade, and it got Villeneuve his job directing Blade Runner 2049 which should have received a Best Picture nomination and annoyingly didn’t.

     
    2. Get Out
    nominated in 2018, lost to The Shape of Water.
     
    Not going to lie, I quite liked The Shape of Water, but my vote was always going to go to Get Out. I loved this movie. Jordan Peele’s breakout directorial debut was a stunning horror film that challenged a lot of ideas and told an excellent horror story that tackled the issue of oblivious racism in the world today. There’s an excellent video on YouTube by Mitch Benn where he pointed out that the thing that makes this film really interesting is that fact that they didn’t take the easy option with casting the racist characters – in this case, they’re not rednecks, they’re white, bohemian, middle-class people, who probably don’t even realise that what they’re doing is extremely awful. And the film actually keeps you in suspense of what’s really going on excellently and has excellent twists and turns. This film is just brilliant – it has excellent casting, excellent direction and excellent writing. And it was great to see a horror film finally get a nomination at the Oscars. As someone who’s a bit of a connoisseur of horror films, this was really awesome for me to see. And with a few exceptions, I couldn’t think of a better film this decade to get that honour.

     
    1. Mad Max: Fury Road
    nominated 2016, lost to Spotlight
     
    Spotlight’s a pretty good film but it’s ultimately very much a film aiming for Oscar nominations, but I’m not too upset that it won because it was a pretty good film. But Mad Max: Fury Road was always going to be my nomination. It’s a masterwork of cinema – excellent action; great character writing; unbelievable direction; of course, those brilliant location shots in Namibia; set designs, and those excellent cars which were all lovingly crafted. The performances are great in this film and George Miller proves that he had a genuine vision and didn’t just come back to this franchise after 35 years for an easy buck. Fury Road is now my favourite of the Mad Max films and it ultimately takes what could have been very simple and told an interesting story which explores themes of both environmentalism and feminism, in a post-apocalyptic action film, and it really is something to behold. The reason this is no.1 is it’s a perfect blend of all those action set pieces put together, all those great performances and all those great locations. It’s the kind of film I want to see every year. See it you if you can; you don’t need to have seen all the previous Mad Max films to enjoy it.
     
    Well, that’s it for me this time. You may have noted that I didn’t take my pick from 2014, though that was because out of all the years, that one just missed out on the list. Incidentally, it would have been Captain Phillips, but when I put all 11 films together, Phillips was, in my mind, the weakest film of the bunch. So, it didn’t quite make the list, and it was also nominated in a year with not the greatest nominees in my opinion. With all that being said, I hope I gave you some more recommendations for you to check out in isolation. Here’s hoping that I come up with another excellent list next time.
     
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  • Top 10 Disney Films

    Top 10 Disney Films


    So, with cinemas on lockdown at this point, it means I am not going get my review of The Hunt out since I actually got a stomach bug before I was meant to review it properly, and by the time I got to see it the cinemas were shut down the next day so it made no sense publishing a review for a film that no one could see anyway (and, for the record, no one should see because The Hunt is an inept script with some of the worst stereotyped characters I’ve seen in recent memory and is so inane as a parody I never wish to see it again). But with that in mind, I decided to keep the film society going by creating a series of top 10 best and worst lists, so when you’ve got your Netflix, your Amazon Prime all out, you know which films are the ones to now finally get round to spending your time watching and which of the ones you should say,

    “No, this situation is bad enough as it is; I don’t need to add a rubbish film onto it while we’re at it.”

    Now, I decided to do this list for the reason that I’ve been so wholly negative about Disney on the last few reviews I’ve done that I’ve come off as someone who really hates the brand and what they’re doing, and while I am definitely growing more and more concerned about Disney’s stranglehold on the cinema industry and their rather lazy and, to a certain extent, very cynical commentary on its own audience as a weird sense of justification for itself, at the end of day, I mainly say that because I want Disney to make great films. They have done in the past and they could do again.

    Now, for this list, I kept it very secure in what would go on or off the list. This would be a list purely for in-house-made Disney films. Films that have their own identity that were made by studios which Disney own will not count, so no Pixar, no Marvel films and no Star Wars; they really should have their own list. This would also not be restricted to between animation and live action. When I was going over the list of Disney films, I actually found myself really not remembering many of the live action films that they had apparently produced. But this is to say, only two live action films were even considered, and both made the list. While one of them made the list whole-heartedly, the other one just missed out, that being the Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson film Saving Mr. Banks, which is great as a think-piece and I actually really enjoy the film in all, but it did drag out a little too long and I also decided that I thought that it would be a rather controversial pick, even though this is going to be my list and feel free to do your own top 10 lists in the comments below at the bottom.

    Speaking of which, just to go over it, films I was considering that just missed out on the list were: Zootopia, Sky High, Lilo and Stitch, The Lion King, 101 Dalmatians, A Goofy Movie and Tarzan. All could have been on the list, but I just didn’t quite have room for them.

    So, here is my 10 I would be most excited to watch if I got a Disney Plus account this week:

    10. A Christmas Carol (2009)

    Yeah, I know this is a weird one to be putting on the list since no one’s going to watch this until December, but if you have a Disney Plus account by then, this should be on your list. And even if you don’t, it is still available on Amazon Prime at this point in time. It was casting Jim Carey as both Scrooge and the 4 ghosts. There is a genuine interest in this film directed by Robert Zemeckis around the time he was really hitting that motion-capture fascination. This is actually one of the better films that he did. Sure, the slapstick is quite distracting, but the motion-capture does allow Jim Carey to merge into the role and fans of the book will be really surprised to find how loyal the film is to the book in certain areas. Honestly, I’ve seen a lot of other Christmas Carols that go off in way weirder tangents that they had no place to compared to this film. It keeps the heart and spirit really there. Carey does an excellent performance as well as excellent secondary performances from actors like Colin Firth and Gary Oldman, as well as the late, great Bob Hoskins. It’s a great one at Christmas; I’d highly recommend checking it out.

    9. Recess: School’s Out

    Disney’s had a rather weird and troubled history of trying to take their animated series and turning them into films. And honestly, after Doug’s first movie tanked at the box office, I’m genuinely shocked Recess: School’s Out was even considered. But unlike that film, Recess: School’s Out was definitely going to more successful because it was based on a good TV series. Yes, come at me Doug fans. Recess: School’s Out is the perfect epilogue to the series. It acts as an excellent ending to the show. Okay, it jumps the shark royally, with an over-the-top plot about a former secretary of education that wants to get rid of summer vacation by moving the moon using some sort of weird beam coming out of a massive satellite thing… Honestly, I think they explain it better in the show. The fact they got the cast of the villain to be played by James Woods was a genius choice since he can hit that perfect balance of menacing and comedic which is needed for a role like this. This is going to prove it’s my list because this list doesn’t really do anything by itself; it’s really made just for the fanbase. But there’s also a lot of nice homages to sixties culture, which must have great for some of the people dragged along to see the film with their kids. Recess: School’s Out at the end of the day is really just a nice film. It kind of tackles the idea of worrying about growing up and being apart from your friends, and its message is more to just live life to the full and actually is kind of critical about educational standards being placed as a burden on children. See this one if you can. I’m not sure if it’s actually going to Disney Plus since Disney have seemed to kind of ignore Recess’s existence for quite some time. In fact, the last thing I saw them do with it was that weird Lilo and Stitch crossover.

    8. The Emperor’s New Groove

    Yes, I know this film is really short, but this is one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen in my life. David Spade is actually – for once in his life – properly cast and directed. John Goodman makes for an excellent straight man to boost Spade’s comedic role and the combination of Patrick Warburton and Eartha Kitt is a match made in heaven. I could have watched the whole film bout those two but then I remember Kronk’s New Groove exists and shows that yes, you can have too much of a good thing. It does feel like a weird idea for Disney to do a buddy road-trip film but the animation really pulls it off, and I think it was a lot more of an interesting film than what the filmmakers were originally going for when the project was called Kingdom of The Sun. It’s a really nice and surreal film, but it knows that comedy is short, sharp and to the point. The film is fortunately short, so it doesn’t overstay its welcome. If you haven’t seen this one, you really should – you’ll laugh your ass off.

    7. The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    I’ve had so many complaints about this film in the sense that it’s so off-kilter from the book, but as a film in its own right, it’s actually really awesome, and I’m quite glad it’s starting to now gain a cult following. You have probably one of Disney’s best villains of all time with Judge Frolo, as well as a really excellent portrayal of Quasimodo whose inspiration seems to have come from various previous adaptations prior to this one, something that’s very indicative of the film itself. And if there’s one thing holding the film back, it’s the gargoyles; they honestly are not great comic relief. I haven’t talked a lot about music at this point, and music is something I actually really like about Hunchback of Notre Dame. I actually have to reflect Lindsay Ellis’s view that this is one of Alan Menken’s best soundtracks to date. The song ‘The Bells of Notre Dame’ is the best opening to any Disney film I’ve ever seen; it nails the film in a nutshell brilliantly. Now, I will say The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not the easiest watch but it’s not exactly a hard watch either, and its biggest issue which stops it getting higher on the list is, yes, there is a tone dissonance problem and the film can never quite make up its mind of what it wants to be. You can definitely feel the Disney executives in the background saying, “Make this more marketable!” but as a whole, this is a film you seriously should have checked out if you haven’t by now, although don’t too many people check up on it because I don’t want Disney doing a live action one of this movie.

    6. Wreck-It Ralph

    Yeah, it does feel weird putting Wreck-It Ralph above Hunchback of Notre Dame but I’m a videogame player and this film felt like it was made for me. It might be a bit distracting having all the videogame references but most of the copyrighted videogame characters disappear by the time the first quarter of the film is done, and the film’s allowed to be its own thing. It’s a nice story about learning to be happy with yourself and to basically try and learn to rely on people that you would previously have just looked over in the past or taken for granted. At the end of the day, it’s a nice film and it’s again capped off with some excellent performances from actors like John C Reilly, Sarah Silverman and, of course, an excellent scene-stealing performance by Alan Tudyk as King Candy. A lot of people at the time were saying this was essentially Toy Story for people that played 80s and 90s arcade games, and they’re absolutely right, which of course is why I had to see this film several times in the year it came out. If you haven’t seen it, go check it out – Wreck-It Ralph is awesome.

    5. The Great Mouse Detective

    This is another film that seemed to have gained a cult following in recent memory, but I still don’t hear anyone talking about it. Honestly, any time a discussion about Disney’s past comes up, I rarely if ever hear anyone bring up this film. I think it was because it was just shy of Disney Renaissance really kicking off, so it was at a time when Disney didn’t have the best reputation in the world but they were also about to hit some of their best and most financially successful films. But man, why has Basil been so far out of the discussion? It’s a really great take on Sherlock-done-by-Disney. You have an excellent lead character – if a bit pompous – who’s a nice stand-in for Sherlock in this world, and Dr Dawson who’s an excellent replacement for Watson. You also have some really cool animation sequences for the time, including some brilliant background designs for a toyshop as well as a hot air balloon chase which must have cost Disney studio a ton at the time just to animate. The thing that people most remember about this is the Moriarty stand-in Professor Ratigan, who’s played by the late and always great Vincent Price, and this was well before Robin Williams’s performance in Aladdin made it standard for celebrities to appear in animated films. Price is just loving every aspect of this performance; he just revels in every aspect of it, delivering one of his best performances of his career. This film is rarely seen and has rarely been talked about, but I would really recommend joining the cult. This is a real childhood favourite of mine, and I kind of wish Disney had actually expanded upon it to give us a whole series of Great Mouse Detective stories like Sherlock Holmes got.

    4. Beauty and The Beast

    Yes, this on every technical level was an excellent film and has been probably one of the best films Disney has ever produced, which is why I really hate the 2017 remake because it missed the point about what made this one so good! This film is amazing, becoming the first animated film to ever be nominated for Best Picture, which it would lose to Silence of The Lambs (which would be a genuinely tough call for me to make because I love both of those films). The acting’s great; the characters are great; the film really takes time to build up every character piece. I think this is probably the primary example of a Disney film that’s been kind of spoiled by people trying to overanalyze and find problems where they don’t really exist. I know I complain a lot about plot holes and inconsistencies but some of these things are kind of like, guys, you know there’s got to be some suspension of disbelief? Beauty and The Beast is still excellent – the animation is brilliant and the performances are all great. It’s actually genuinely timeless and I would really recommend checking it out.

    3. Treasure Planet

    Treasure Planet didn’t do very well when it first came out, but it also seems to have gained a bit of a following in that time. It is kind of a product of its time in some areas but in other areas it’s a decent, new take on Treasure Planet. Sure, it’s really quite far-fetched in a lot of ways but I actually think that from a visual aesthetic the world design is really awesome and unique. Let’s face it, if you showed an image of this film, I think you would identify it from the start. And the animation is just superb. Plus, despite the fact that this film did receive an Oscar nomination for Best Animated Film – which it rightfully lost to Spirited Away – I’m really disappointed that the John Rzeznik song ‘I’m Still Here’ didn’t get a nomination. It’s the perfect song for this film. And the other thing I like most about this film is the relationship between Jim and John Silver. It’s genuinely very heartfelt and I actually really like these versions of the characters. I have heard some criticism in the past that the dynamic kind of misses the point but considering this was never aiming to be a very straight adaptation of Treasure Island, I’m kind of willing to let it slide. Not that it isn’t a valid criticism for people that read the book. This might be a really good time to get into this film because Disney are already looking into the possibility of making a live action remake of this film, so if you haven’t seen it, good chance to check it out.

    2. Aladdin (1992)

    Aladdin is just a personal favourite of mine on several levels. It’s my personal favourite of the Disney Renaissance films and I find myself being able to quote that film on numerous occasions. It’s Robin Williams’s best performance and should have earned him an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor. It’s also a prime example of where an actor and an animator blend perfectly together. The leads are great, the animation is fantastic and still kind of holds up, and it’s an interesting film about appreciating who you are and trying not to be someone else as well as taking responsibility for your actions. I will still constantly enjoy Aladdin and it’s one of the few films where I didn’t mind the sequels. It’s awesome, though I wouldn’t recommend watching it back-to-back with the remake because it will sour your opinion of the remake. And that’s coming from someone who just thought the Disney Aladdin remake was okay, not terrible.

    1. Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl

    I think between the sheer abundance of Pirates of The Caribbean sequels, we forget just how ground-breaking and brilliant that first film was. It’s the film that earned Johnny Depp an Oscar nomination which he would ultimately lose, which is a shame because it’s also one of the few examples of a perfect blend between actor and character. He just disappears into the role, and there’s so much to like about it – the excellent location shots, the brilliant action scenes, the great swashbuckling story. It’s amazing that Disney revived what was thought a dead franchise and that Gore Verbinski kept this thing going in spite of the fact that the Head of Disney Michael Eisner was constantly trying to shut the film down. It’s a prime example that with a lot of hard work, you can take a film that’s destined to be a flop and make it a major success. This film has an excellent cast, including brilliant performances from Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jonathon Price and especially Geoffrey Rush whose dedication to the role should have earned him a Best Supporting Actor nomination. I’m certain most people have seen all the Pirates of The Caribbean films but I think if you went back and watched the first one, you’d be surprised how good of a script it really was and how well-made it is overall. It’s the prime example I have of how to make a blockbuster that everyone can enjoy. It’s a brilliant film, my personal favourite Disney movie, highly recommended.

    Well, I will keep making these lists, but I can’t guarantee when they’re coming out or at what frequency. Until this whole thing blows over, I can’t make any guarantees. But I will see you next time.
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant

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  • Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island – Review

    Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island – Review


    “BLUMHOUSE’S FANTASY ISLAND”

    Fantasy Island was a TV series created in 1979 and ran until 1984, and it was a huge deal in America. I mean, the whole thing went on for about 150 episodes. Created by the late Gene Levitt, it starred the late but always great Ricardo Montalbán, quite possibly one of the greatest actors to ever live, as the mysterious Mr. Roarke who hosted an island which would allow his guests to live out their ultimate fantasies.

    It ultimately was always kind of a ‘be careful what you wish for’ idea, however, as much as it has dated quite horribly in parts, in watching a few episodes in preparation for this film coming out, I actually found myself really enjoying it. There are some duds in the bunch but it’s ultimately pretty cool all things considered. The one thing it isn’t though is, well, a horror story. There were horror elements to it. Hell, one of the episodes I watched in prep involved a woman whose fantasy was to identify Jack the Ripper, something I can imagine a lot of people would travel to this actual island to achieve in real life. But it’s ultimately not exactly what I would call a horror anthology story. An anthology story, yes, but it’s not exactly a horror. So, when you hear that that’s pretty much what Blumhouse Pictures – the well-known horror producers – are putting their name in front of it whilst producing it, it was a very weird decision. I remember seeing the first trailer for this, thinking, ‘Wait, was Fantasy Island ever a horror series? I don’t recall anyone ever dying in the show, unless my mind’s playing tricks with me.’

    Personally, I actually quite like the fact that it had the title Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island – for one thing, they were being open and honest in saying this was not a recreation of the TV show, this was their take on it. But ultimately, this also meant that they would have to take the blame if it went downhill. This film has the same writing and directing team behind the abysmal Blumhouse Truth or Dare film, something that should really not inspire confidence. So, how does Fantasy Island turn out now that it’s actually been unleashed upon us? I’d like to point out though that this film came out several weeks after in Europe compared to its American release, and if it does badly at the box office, that’s one of the big reasons why. The film itself also starts out as an anthology. You have the island once again run by Mr. Roarke, this time played by Michael Peña, and on his resort island, he is basically taking five contest winners and giving them their ultimate fantasies. You’ve got stepbrothers J.D. and Brax (played by Ryan Hansen and Jimmy O. Yang), who simply say they “want it all”; Gwen Olsen (Maggie Q) who wants to be done with her ultimate regret of saying no to a proposal which robbed her of a husband and child; Patrick Sullivan (Austin Stowell) who wants to finally be a soldier after not enlisting on his mother’s request for personal reasons; and Melanie Cole (Lucy Hale) who wants revenge on a high school bully who ruined her life named Sloane Maddison (Portia Doubleday). That is the bare minimum I’m going to give you of this film. Honestly, I would really like to do this as a spoiler review to really get into my thoughts on this film, but I will be fair on the people that actually want to see this.

    But first, a slight tangent. There’s a film that came out in 2015, a film called Trumbo. It’s actually a really good watch if ever you get a chance to see it. It involves Bryan Cranston playing the famous screenwriter Dalton Trumbo, a name you probably haven’t heard of but have probably seen his films. This is due to the fact that in the 1950s he was called to testify before the Supreme Court in the McCarthy trials due to his suspected links to Communist parties and Communist movements, and he ended up serving 11 months in prison for his views and was blacklisted from Hollywood afterwards. Now the film actually tells his true-life story very well, including after he got out of prison and was blacklisted. He still kept on writing, going along with many of his friends who were also blacklisted to King Brothers Productions, a really low budget studio where the writers could just knock out any old crap that they could sell and make a quick buck whilst occasionally, under the radar, getting a chance to produce their passion projects. This is something that Trumbo did under a pseudonym when he released The Brave One which won him his second Oscar. His first technicolor film was under the pseudonym he created releasing Roman Holiday.

    So why have I gone onto a tangent about that film? Well, it’s because I’m pretty sure that Blumhouse is having the exact same policy as King Brothers Productions, given how weird the quality of the films that are coming out seem to be. Sure, we’re getting Oscar nominations like Get Out and Whiplash coming from that, but man, they have been producing some crap, and Fantasy Island feels like it was also the quiet buck that they were trying to pull out. I am not joking, Fantasy Island is CRAP, and it’s the moment when you go and see that you’re done with that film that you really realise you wasted so much of your time. It’s not even funny how awfully written this film is. If Blumhouse really wanted to do a horror anthology series, why didn’t they just reboot The Night Gallery? That’s a really underrated horror series which was fortunate enough to receive a Simpsons parody. If you ever get a chance, check out The Night Gallery; it’s created by Twilight Zone creator Rod Sterling and it’s actually really excellent. Or, hell, why didn’t they just reboot Tales from the Crypt? It’s about time someone did something with that property. Though, mind you, I’m pretty sure Tales from the Crypt is probably owned by Warner Bros given the DC acquisition.

    Now, with Fantasy Island, the actual anthology works out pretty well so far; it’s rather similar. The guests are rather disbelieving but Roarke is ultimately able to pull it off. But then the film goes into a weird territory. It acts like it’s very simplistic but it’s actually really complicated. This is a film that’s been done by writers who love plot twists, but they don’t understand how to structure them into their scripts. As a result, the plot twists can often end up creating plot holes. I’m not joking, this film has been written appallingly – characters’ motivations can often change from scene to scene and, because all the anthology stories are running concurrently, it feels like a mismatch of films that have been stuck together whilst you got drunk at night flicking through Netflix. Some of the scenes from the different storylines are shot almost entirely differently. The soldier plotline is, for example, shot to look like a Vietnam movie, almost similar to Apocalypse Now, although the cinematographer clearly didn’t understand what made the shots in Apocalypse Now work so well. But then you’ve got Brax and J.D.’s storyline which looks like it’s from The Hangover movies, not to mention that the Melanie storyline looks like it’s out of the Saw franchise.

    Not to mention that the performances in this film are also all over the place. The only actor who seems to put their all into it is Maggie Q who I’m definitely discovering is an actress who has tons of potential – I’m really enjoying her run as Wonder Woman in the Young Justice TV series – but in terms of films, she really needs to fire her agent because they clearly do not have her best interests at heart if they’re booking her in films like this, the Divergent series and Balls of Fury. Oh, and she was in that King of Fighters film that no one saw. Now, I went into the film thinking there’s going to be no way Michael Peña will outdo Ricardo Montalbán’s amazing performance in the TV series, and man, Peña feels horribly miscast. I like Michael Peña and I’m glad he’s getting opportunities like this; this casting was definitely necessary for a high-profile Hispanic actor, and Peña’s definitely got name-value since appearing in the Antman films. But man, I felt sorry for him. He’s trying his best but he can’t quite do it, and it’s in large part down to the fact that the writing team lets him down appallingly.

    In the original film, Roarke was an absolute mystery; rather like the island, you knew nothing about him. He towed the line between good and evil and you had no idea what his intentions were, so while he didn’t mind putting guests through situations to teach them a lesson, he seemed to have their safety at the forefront of his head and no one really died. You never knew what exactly his motivations were. This film does away with all of that; he doesn’t seem to mind if people die and his motivations are spelled out in the forefront, taking away any mystery the character might have had. What’s more, they even explain how the island does what it does, introducing an explicit supernatural element which was previously implied. Now, again, this is trying to be its own thing so I wouldn’t mind so much, except there’s one problem – the point is introduced, and it actually contradicts things that have been established in the movie. Not to mention, there’s a final plot twist towards the end of the movie that actually invalidates almost everything that happened beforehand. As a result, it makes NO GODDAMN SENSE!

    This film left me feeling bored, I was so incredibly bored watching this. I was begging for it to come to a screeching end. And at one point, it feels like it’s coming to an end only to start right back up all over again, further emphasizing the script troubles I suspect this film had during development. This film’s actually been made on a very low budget, something I’m noticing more and more from Blumhouse Productions, and it shows since the effects are really not that great all things considered. And also, the only other big-name actor in this is Michael Rooker who has a very thankless extended cameo, and when we find out who his character is, it only adds even more plot holes into the mix. Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island is a joke of a movie: the script is horrendous, the plot twists actually contradict things we saw previously, and the performances are all over the place. I have no idea whose idea it was to make Fantasy Island like this, but it doesn’t work as an adaptation of a TV series and it really doesn’t work as its own thing. That’s actually kind of impressive in how off-the-mark a film it’s turned out. The characters are laughable in how much I didn’t care, and I have no idea what the direction in this film was throughout the runtime. This film runs at nearly two hours and it has no right to do so – it sucks. If it is not in my 10 Worst Films of the Year list, 2020 will have been a terrible year for cinema.

    Well, next week I’m still doing this job, and since on the day this came out with a rather dry release for films, I decided to go and see The Hunt, which will be next week’s review. With all that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant


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  • Onward – Review

    Onward – Review


    “ONWARD”

    Yes, I was meant to see The Colour Out Of Space but to my shock, not a single cinema in my area was playing it, and I’m not about to hop on a train to London for one film when I’ve just done a busy weekend of work, so I decided to just go down the cinema and see the first film that was on. Fortunately for my benefit, because we had a leap year this year, for whatever reason, Pixar were doing special preview screenings of their new animated feature Onward, so I decided to check it out a week earlier than I had planned.

    Onward has been advertised for quite some time; it’s one of Pixar’s recent announcements of upcoming original projects that will not be sequels, the other being Spirit which will be coming out in the foreseeable future. Onward is directed and co-written by Dan Scanlon, who has been involved in several Pixar projects but has only directed Monsters University prior to this, a film that I did not think favourably of. Now, Onward is the story of Ian Lightfoot, played by Tom Holland, an elf trying to adjust to his new life in high school and being a bit more socially active after turning 16. However, on his 16th birthday, his mum (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus) hands him and his big brother Barley (played by Chris Pratt) a staff and a letter from their father instructing them that before he got sick, he learned a spell to bring him back for one day once the boys had grown up. Ian tries to do the spell with his brother, however it doesn’t quite go according to plan and only brings back his legs. With that, the boys set out on a quest to get a Phoenix stone to revive the other top half before he leaves the land of the living after the next sunset.

    Okay, this film is very similar to the Netflix production Bright which involved the idea of a Lord of The Rings style world existing in the modern day, but whereas that film was rather lazy with its premise and didn’t think its world history through, Onward definitely does think its history through – it explains the beginning quite well, why magic isn’t really used by the masses at this point in time (electricity and gadgets are simply a lot more convenient). This has been an idea that’s been going through recent fantasy fiction that tries to have fancy settings in our modern lifestyle. I think this is possibly as a reaction to a lot of criticisms about the lack of technological items in Harry Potter, despite the fact that it was explained in those stories why the technology isn’t really used. Most recently, this idea was explored with Little Witch Academia, a highly recommended Netflix series, and while Onward doesn’t quite reach the heights of that in the science vs magic idea – coming almost firmly down on the side of magic – it actually does a very good job blending the two together, certainly better than Bright did.

    Whereas Bright felt like it was more of a homage to Lord of The Rings in a rather lazy way, Onward is a love letter to Dungeons and Dragons. Barley is obsessed with a game that’s similar to Dungeons and Dragons and even the rules around magic and how quests work is in line with how Dungeons and Dragons works, with the ideas of having to think outside the box and not necessarily approach it through the most logical way since, well, it’s magical fantasy – it’s not going to be the logical thing in the world. Take it from me, if anyone’s ever played Dungeons and Dragons with particular Dungeon masters, you know that some of them can set up really stupid traps that you would have no way of thinking your way out of, and you have to come up with the most ludicrous ways to get out of it. This movie attains quite a bit of that, and it’s very clear that the team actually did do their research if they weren’t already long-time Dungeons and Dragons players. It’s actually kind of an interesting film all things considered. While it sort of starts out as being a story about fathers and sons, it then kind of evolves into a story about brothers and brotherly love. And it’s quite interesting seeing Barley and Ian’s personalities play off one another. Chris Pratt and Tom Holland actually do have good chemistry together in this film, though part of this could have been down to their screen-time they shared together in Avengers Infinity War.

    The thing about Onward is that it definitely feels like the sort of film that if it had been very poorly thought out, it would have failed instantly, but the writers definitely put a lot of thought into the world building as well as the character drama. I actually thought this film was going to be way more predictable than it turned out to be, and I was genuinely surprised at times with the directions it went. It doesn’t do anything bold per se; we’re not talking something like Inside Out, but it still doesn’t exactly pull punches and I actually kind of found many aspects of it a lot more mature than I was expecting a film like this to go. The performances themselves are actually really good – Tom Holland’s doing a really good job, as well as Chris Pratt. Their voices do stand out a bit in that way that celebrities voicing animated characters can often do, such as when Tom Holland’s using a very similar voice as when he plays Spiderman, and of course Chris Pratt has one of the most recognizable voices now that he’s been in both Jurassic World and Guardians of The Galaxy. But most of the cast is made up of voice actors, the only exceptions being Julia Louis-Dreyfus – who gives a decent performance – and Octavia Spencer who plays the Quest Giver aka The Manticore, and actually she’s one of the funniest parts of the film. The rest of the cast are alright, but they don’t really do much.

    There’s an antagonistic force that’s introduced later in the film, but it doesn’t really do too much and it’s almost like you can blink and you’ll miss it. There’s also been a lot of talk recently about the fact that this is the first Disney film to have an out, openly gay character. Trust me on this one, it’s also another blink and you’ll miss it; I actually completely forgot about it prior to seeing the film, and then I only remembered because of one throwaway line in the middle of the film, whereby I thought, ‘Oh yeah, right, that’s the first openly gay character in Disney history and she was barely on screen and didn’t do much.’ Sarcastically in my head I was just thinking, ‘One for the history books!’ Though obviously, this is a positive step to potentially future films going much further. I certainly think that they did a better job this time than Disney did with LeFou in the Beauty and The Beast remake, though that film was a garbage fire anyway, so we’ll try to pretend it doesn’t exist. It is great to see that there is respectable representation in these sorts of films.

    Now that being said, I found the runtime rather bizarre – this film has a total runtime of an hour and 42 minutes, about average for kids’ films, but I think we initially intended for this film to be a two-hour film given that many plot points feel rather rushed and I can imagine there’d be a bunch of ideas that got stuck on the cutting room floor. That being said, the animation was definitely not skimped on; this film’s actually very well-animated, though it’s also not pushing Pixar too far. I saw a trailer for Spirit prior to the film and finally getting to see that on the big screen really showed me how much effort is going into the animation for that film compared to this one. It definitely feels like their budget might have been cut for this one, to go into Spirit. Though that being said, it is not a badly animated film by any stretch of the imagination – we are not talking Playmobil: The Movie levels bad.

    Onward is a surprisingly charming film that is a love letter to Dungeons and Dragons and is an excellent story of brotherly love. It might feel like a bit of a squeezed and cliched plot, but I actually found myself enjoying this one and I felt like it had a rather mature take on what is a bit of cliched story. It’s not perfect by any stretch of the imagination but it does show off the talents that Pixar have when they’re at their best. And if having to endure rather lackluster sequels means that we’re getting more films like this, well then, they are kind of worth it. I really would recommend going to see this one; you will not be disappointed if you get to see it.

    Well, that’s it for me for another week. Next week, I’m going to see another Blumhouse movie! This time it’s going to be their reboot of Fantasy Island. With all that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant


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  • The Call of the Wild – Review

    The Call of the Wild – Review


    “THE CALL OF THE WILD”

    The Call of the Wild is the latest adaptation of Jack London’s 1903 novel, this time coming to us from normally animation director Chris Sanders. Chris Sanders started out working for Disney, holding both a writing and directing credit on Lilo and Stitch before moving to Dreamworks to direct the first How to Train Your Dragon film and The Croods, though he hasn’t actually directed much since. I was actually kind of surprised to find out he’s actually the voice of Stitch.

    In the screenplay department we have Michael Green. Now he’s written quite a few films, including being one of the screenwriters of Blade Runner 2049. The Call of the Wild though is ultimately a very hard adaptation to do. It’s based on a very old book and it’s been adapted several times; what are you going to do this time? Well, I’ll get into that.

    If you haven’t seen any of the previous adaptations of The Call of the Wild or read the book, it’s basically about a sled dog named Buck who is taken from his home in the Deep South and taken north to the snowy environments of, I believe, Alaska. The film recounts his struggles with becoming a sled dog for a postal service led by Omar Sy’s Perrault, and eventually going on a journey with Harrison Ford’s John Thornton who’s come to the North in order to find some solace after the death of his son. The Call of the Wild’s biggest factor that’s been used in the trailer is that all the animals have been created using CGI. There are no actual animals on screen, and it’s at that point when you realise the biggest issue with this film – this is a film that really relies on its special effects… and none of them are any good! It’s a bit of a problem when you write down notes for what you thought of the film and then realise that Matthew Buck said virtually everything you’re going to say about this movie in his review, but I’ll do my best to not copy him. But the point still stands; I’m with him on this one!

    At no point when I was watching this movie did I think those are real animals, it was more, ‘Oh my God, they transported a bunch of cartoon characters into the real world.’ Now, in a film like Sonic the Hedgehog, that makes a lot of sense, and some films will do it because it’s simply too dangerous to have a live version of that animal that’s even well-trained. But this is hardly Life of Pi. Now, Life of Pi, that film has groundbreaking special effects to bring to life several animals into that environment, but they ultimately made them feel realistic. Again, these feel like animation characters, not surprising considering that this film has been directed by a director who normally does animated films. This is ultimately the problem.

    The 1903 novel is not a kid’s book and it’s far from it. As a result, the screenplay has to do a ton of tweaks and changes to get it to where it can be. Now I haven’t actually read the book for this film, but I am aware there are quite significant changes. The fact of the matter is though, again, as Matthew Buck pointed out, why wouldn’t you just train a bunch of dogs? They are really easily to train! Where the effects are shining however is the background effects, some of them at least. I assumed most of this film was shot on location but apparently the majority of these scenes were shot on a film set, so they did a pretty good job with that. But again, I can’t understand why you’d even bother at that point – surely, it’s actually slightly cheaper to make the film a fully animated film? If you’re really committed to go down this route, just make everyone motion capture and do it like Tintin from a few years ago; that film really was successful in blending live action with animation. But at the end of the day, it was ultimately an animated film, which made it all the better.

    Not to mention that with the exception of Harrison Ford and Omar Sy, it feels like the entire cast is phoning this one in. Dan Stevens gives probably the least subtle performance of his entire career to this point. Karen Gillan is in the film for like five minutes for one of the most thankless cameos and the same goes for Bradley Whitford who, until I actually looked up the IMDb page of this film, I completely forgot was in it. The only other cast member I kind of liked in this film was Cara Gee who plays Perrault’s wife, Françoise, but that’s only because those two play off each other pretty well.

    The fact of the matter is though, ultimately the filmmakers want the effects to be the star of the show, and none of them are believable. All of them just look awful; none of them feel lifelike. (Again, going back to Life of Pi, that tiger feels like you literally reach out and touch it and feel the fur.) None of the animals really look real but Buck especially doesn’t look real. I think people who work in special effects will be able to see all the individual megabytes and pixels that have actively gone into making that character, and in my head when I was watching it, I was seeing a bunch of those behind the scene footage clips where you see all the individual layers that go into making an effect like this. If I’m doing that, you’re not buying the effect, and I’m saying that as someone who doesn’t mind the use of digital effects. I think digital effects can be great but the problem with digitals effects are when you get films like this that use it as crutch, and as a result Buck doesn’t blend into the environment, he more subsides into it.

    What’s more, this film feels like it’s two films in one. It’s very clear that they have struck a middle ground with the pacing for this film. This film almost feels like it goes through two three-act structures, and as a result, it has two cartoonishly evil villains, the previously mentioned Hal played by Dan Stevens who’s a cartoonishly evil gold prospector and another dog named Sky who feels like a clone of the villain from Balto, another film I know has quite a few connections to this film in the sense of I thought the writers and directors definitely saw that film when they were making this one. This all comes together to make this one of the weirdest films I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t understand what the process was making this. This is one of the last films that 20th Century pictures made before the Disney/Fox merger, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out down the line that this was a rather troubled production. The film certainly feels like it’s a product of being shelved for a later release.

    Not gonna lie, I wasn’t a big fan of The Call of the Wild. For a film that really relies so hard on its special effects, it actively fails in that department and thus the whole film almost comes apart. I don’t find it really cute and charming; I just find it weird. The environments are great, and the effects used to make those are great, but the animals just look well off, and it’s very clear a lot of liberties have been taken with the source material so the writers have only half adapted it. As a result, this film’s a bit of a mess that ultimately makes you wonder why the hell it wasn’t an animated film. There’s not much really to say about the film; it is ultimately going to probably be a footnote in the year, and I just left it thinking, ‘well, that was a very weird experience.’ If you really want to see this film, might I suggest you wait for this one to come on Netflix. It’s definitely going to probably do better there than it is here.

    Well, with all the films coming out next week, you’d think I’m going to be reviewing Dark Waters or The Invisible Man. No, I think I owe you guys an adaptation of a book I’ve actually read. So next week, I’m reviewing the adaptation of HP Lovecraft’s The Colour out of Space. With all that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
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  • Sonic the Hedgehog – Review

    Sonic the Hedgehog – Review


    “SONIC THE HEDGEHOG”

    The Sonic the Hedgehog movie has had one of the more troubled production histories in recent memory. The license was originally picked up by Sony, however, not much came about from the project. There were several names being placed about, even Tim Miller (who directed Deadpool) was at one point attached to the project. However, that film never really came about, and the rights were later acquired by Paramount Pictures which is kind of where we’re at with the movie today. This film also received weird reactions when the casting of actors was announced, with Jim Carey as well as James Marsden in leading roles.

    The film also received several delays, most infamously a several-month delay after it was meant to come out in November 2019, however, this plan was changed following an infamous fan backlash to a trailer which showed off an appalling character redesign for the film. The design was going for a rather realistic take on Sonic –as realistic as a blue talking hedgehog can get– but this had just the uncanny valley effect, it was in full display. I was definitely one of the people who really hated the design and was quite glad we were getting delay in redesign. And normally I wouldn’t be so happy with a massive fan backlash affecting how creators make work. As we’ve seen from the Disney live action films, that’s actually led to poorer films. However, this is one instance where it was a wise decision. Once we go the trailer with the redesigned Sonic, it was very clear this was being taken very seriously and we had a much better looking Sonic. They managed to hit a decent middle ground between being true to the original character’s design but giving him some sense of realism.

    Sonic the Hedgehog at the end of the day is well, the story of Sonic, played through motion capture by Ben Schwartz. After villains want to take his powers, his guardians Longclaw used enchanted rings to send him to our world. There he spends several years hanging around the town of green hills knowing that if his power is ever discovered, he’ll have to leave Earth. However, one evening he runs way too fast, causing a massive blackout across half of the American West Coast, getting the attention of the US military and more importantly hive robotics expert Dr Robotnik (Jim Carey) to find the cause. Sonic, unable to help himself after running into a major issue preventing him from getting back to his world, seeks help from police officer Tom Wachowski (James Marsden) to get back his rings in order to get away from Earth and keep people safe.

    Okay, I’m a massive Sonic fanboy so I’m definitely the person who this sort of film was aimed at. But even with my raging bias aside, Sonic the Hedgehog is actually really quite good. Yeah, no joke. I actually think this is a genuinely good family film. It’s rather generic and it revels in clichés and tropes but it’s not doing anything really bad, in fact I really don’t have much negative to actually say about the film. I would say the editing’s not great in a couple of the final action scenes, but the action scenes overall are actually shot really damn well and take full use of Sonic and his powers. This film’s been directed by first time director Jeff Fowler, which really surprised me because this does not feel like a first directorial job, though it’s also not surprising that he’s able to work as well with the effects as he does since Fowler was basically in charge of the effects on Where The Wild Things Are. But Fowler seems to have transitioned very well into directing, more so than many effects people have in the past.

    They keep Sonic rather likeable and give him most of his personality from his various incarnations but he’s not exactly the same as video game counterparts. Unlike a lot of times where Sonic seems like a bit of a wandering loner, in this one, he actually really values company and friendship and it’s a big driving factor of his character, and it feels very organic and well thought out. At the end of the day, it’s quite impressive that they managed to take so much from what basically is just a really fast, blue hedgehog. Speaking of which, the super speed effects are pretty good. Though I will say there are a couple of sequences where you can tell Jeff Fowler had definitely watched X-Men: Days of Future Past – there are a couple of scenes in the film which directly lift from the famous quicksilver scene. But they’re at least good clones, and I think he would have been upset if they hadn’t done a scene like this.

    Now, what probably is going to put a lot of people in the seats is Jim Carey’s casting. Yeah, the trailers don’t lie – Jim Carey is in full Jim Carey mode. This is the kind of role you’d expect from one of the films he did in the 90s. I don’t mind it so much considering that he’s playing Dr Robotnik and really, with a couple of exceptions where they did quite a good job making Robotnik menacing, at the end of the day he’s really a goofy villain. Jim Carey is a good choice to play a goofy villain! I’ve heard a lot people say that this is a tamer and more controlled version of his performance as the Riddler in Batman Forever and I think that’s a decent description of it. There are only a couple of scenes where he goes completely bananas. My big fear that he would take up a large majority of screen time in this film is fortunately not the case – Sonic takes up most of the screen time – the writers are very aware this is a Sonic the Hedgehog movie.

    And while I’m at it, I completely bought Ben Schwartz as Sonic the Hedgehog. I actually thought Schwartz was a good choice considering that it was a good idea to hire a prominent voice actor in the role; you might recognize Schwartz from his voice acting in the recent Duck Tales reboot and also his role of being Rutabaga Rabitowitz in Bojack Horseman. He’s also currently the voice of Leo in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. But my main thought was, if they were going to hire a voice actor to play Sonic, why didn’t they just hire the current voice actor for Sonic, Roger Craig Smith in the role? It’s not as if I don’t think he’d be willing to do it and he has played Sonic in the Wreck it Ralph movies. But Ben Schwartz really nails the role. I honestly wouldn’t mind if he played Sonic in future projects, and I’m wondering if it’s going to start a debate between whether he or Roger Craig Smith is the better Sonic actor. Personally, I’d have to flip a coin on it because I think both actors bring something to the role.

    The rest of the cast’s alright. I really like James Marsden a lot more than I thought I was going to and he does a pretty good job interacting with Sonic. It’s got to have been a hard role for him considering that he’s doing what several actors nowadays have to do with these live action versions of what would normally be animated properties, which is, essentially, he’s got to work with a special effect that’s going to be added in later. But I think Marsden and Schwartz have very good chemistry on screen in their roles and it completely feels like the two are interacting with one another.

    Speaking of the effects, they’re actually really damn good. The only complaint I have with the effects and designs (I already stated I actually like this new design for Sonic and I thought the effects were really good, reminding my quite a bit of Detective Pikachu) is that I think the robot designs were not that interesting. This is Robotnik we’re talking about, he’s known for making several varying types of creations. Okay, I wasn’t expecting something as silly as robotic beetles and fish like you get in the games but all of them just seem to be weird egg-shaped drones and vehicles. I kind of wish a bit more imagination had been put into those, though I thought the design for Robotnik’s ship was great and worked out very well in a couple of the action scenes, especially the round-the-world action scene that was given away in the trailers.

    The thing is though, I’ve heard a lot of people say that there’s a couple of things that hold it back. You’re obviously not going to get too many people who didn’t already like Sonic in to see this movie but I think they should really give it a chance, though, that being said, some of the Easter eggs in the film really only Sonic fans are going to get. Most people get why it’s set in the town of Greenhills, Montana since that was the first ever Sonic level so it makes sense to do a little callback to it, and there’s a nice piano piece in the movie of the Greenhill theme which is arguably the most iconic Sonic the Hedgehog song, which, again, some people might get. But there’s only going to be Sonic fans that’ll notice things like the road sign in Sonic’s caves that say Emerald Hills or the logo on Sonic’s headband. Also, this film has really blatant product placement. There’s been a few like a real estate’s sites for America which really comes off like an advert, as well as some minor ones for Puma shoes which I think are only available in America and unfortunately are only going to be in kid’s sizes (which is a shame because I actually would have like to have got some replica Sonic shoes). But the most blatant one is the product placement for Olive Garden, that also really comes off like they’re just blatant adverts. It really reminded me a lot of the Krispy Kreme product placement that was in the Power Rangers film.

    This all aside, this film has had rather lukewarm reactions and I think it’s rather undeserved – this is a pretty decent videogame adaptation. If, years ago, you would’ve said the best videogame adaptations to go to cinemas would be Sonic the Hedgehog and Detective Pikachu, you’d be laughed out of the building, but this is the world we’re living in. Sonic the Hedgehog is an excellent videogame movie, I really enjoyed myself watching it. The action scenes are well done; the buddy-comedy works out well; I got some decent laughs out of the film; they keep the lead being likeable but not annoying; Jim Carey’s on good form and doesn’t overbear the film; the effects are really good. I don’t really have much negative to say about it other than the product placements are a bit distracting and the film is not really trying to push any boundaries. This isn’t the best videogame adaptation out there; I still think the two that come most to mind are Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist and Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva, but this is not in the lows of films like Prince of Persia, Assassin’s Creed or the Super Mario Bros. Yeah, good luck with that by the way, Illumination. If Illumination Pictures is going to bring out a Mario Bros film, this film has set a high standard for them to meet. If you’re a Sonic fan, don’t worry, the film turned out good. Even if you’re not a Sonic fan, check it out, it’s a decent family film. This is not the piece of crap a lot of people thought it was going to be.

    Well, that’s it for me this week. Next week, I come back with my review of Disney’s latest production, an adaptation of The Call of the Wild. With all that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
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  • Birds of Prey – Review

    Birds of Prey – Review


    “BIRDS OF PREY”

    Birds of Prey is the latest film from the DCEU after taking quite a significant break after last year’s Shazam. The DCEU is in a bit of a weird quandary at the minute. While their films have been improving in their schedule now, suggesting they’ll be able to get back to the state of releasing multiple films a year to compete with Marvel, this being the first year that they’ll release two films since 2017. Next year they are set to release three. The thing is though, the DC films haven’t really set up an end game at this point and I mean that in both a figurative and literal sense.

    There’s no announcement for a Justice League follow-up and it doesn’t seem like the films are actually building to an Avengers Endgame-style movie. Considering that every Superhero film franchise is now going to be following on from that, that might be a death sentence for a lot of films. When Birds of Prey was announced and went into filming, I was both skeptical but optimistic. For one thing, this meant DC was now going to beat Marvel to bring out their premium female Superhero team, something that would be beneficial because if this film is proved successful, Marvel might likely bring out a similar film to capitalize on the success, possibly even A-Force.

    The thing is though, Birds of Prey is not exactly the most popular comic in DC’s line, and it does seem like they’re trying to aim for another similar success of taking a lesser known character and propelling them up, similar to how Marvel did with Guardians of The Galaxy. Thing is though, Guardians of The Galaxy was a real lightning in a bottle – it’s the right director, the right cast, the right script at the right time. I wasn’t sure Birds of Prey could pull all that off, though the smart choice was to bring in Cathy Yan to direct. Her early feature prior to this was the well-received Dead Pigs, an excellent Chinese action film that I’ve heard good things about. The point is though, she’s used to making R-rated action films, something that’s probably going to suit this film since it was also announced that the film would receive an R rating, the first of the DCEU films to do so, something I suspect will also be going into the upcoming Suicide Squad film.

    So, how does Birds of Prey work out? Well, Birds of Prey is basically the story of Harley Quinn (played once again by Margot Robbie) breaking up from the Joker, and after a very loud announcement of this, realizing she’s lost the protection she held whilst being the Joker’s girlfriend and now every person she pissed off in the city is out to kill her, including Roman Sionis aka The Black Mask (played by Ewan McGregor). But the Black Mask also has problems with several other people: Cassandra Cane (played by Ella Jay Basco) who has something he wants; Helena Bertinelli aka The Huntress (played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead) who’s killed a lot of his associates; Dinah Lance aka Black Canary (played by Jurnee Smollett-Bell) who’s acting as an informant to the cop building a case against him, Renee Montoya (played by Rosie Perez). Though, frankly, this isn’t really a Birds of Prey story; it’s a Harley Quinn story featuring the Birds of Prey. I personally have a bit of objection to the direction that Carly Yan’s taken with some of these scenes. It seems like they’re trying to turn Harley Quinn into their answer to Deadpool most of the time and it’s not something that entirely fits her character. Yes, Harley Quinn is quite goofy but it’s a bit hard to enjoy her goofy antics when you remember that she’s the product of an abusive relationship.

    If anything, Birds of Prey however is probably the most well-executed Harley Quinn story in a while. Birds of Prey is there basically to introduce a bunch of new characters into the DCEU to make this not just a Harley Quinn film. This isn’t exactly the premier line up of this team, though the fact that the majority of the characters are from the Batman part of DC Lore is rather accurate – this is mostly a Gotham City based Superhero team, with a few exceptions. In fact, the only real exception to this is Black Canary who’s from the Green Arrow stable of books, and possibly Huntress depending on who you ask. If the goal of this was to introduce us to a bunch of new characters and take a lot of B-list characters to new heights, similar to what Guardians of The Galaxy did, the interesting fact is that as far as I recall, only one of these characters hasn’t appeared in big DC projects, that being Renee Montaya. Huntress and Black Canary both appeared in Arrow and lots of people know who Harley Quinn is. So, as a result, this film has seemed to be a reintroduction. I’d say Huntress is probably goofier in this one than she was in previous adaptations. Cassandra Cains is also very different from a comic counterpart, and her depiction is probably going to piss off comic purists the most. People who actually see this film might be surprised to find out that she was Batgirl in the comics at one point. Honestly, if you really like comics, go read Cassandra Cain’s Batgirl series, it’s really good. It does bother me on a couple of levels but I actually kind of like Cassandra Cain’s character in this one and her relationship with Harley is really interesting.

    But one of the weird factors is none of the plots really converge with one another – this is a film that almost has 4 separate plots going on that only converge at the very end. In fact, most of the clips of Birds of Prey that I’ve seen circulating talk shows with the actors’ appearances on have actually come from much later in the film than you’d expect. It’s not as bad as Josh Trank’s Fantastic Four where there’s barely any interaction between them and there’s been virtually no characterization so the team up towards the end of the film actually feels unwarranted, but I kind of want to wish they’d had more time with the Birds of Prey and ultimately, Harley Quinn gets most of the action. This leads to most of the other characters feeling like support roles in her story. That being said, if you’re going to have it be that way, at least make it a good story. And it is actually, all things considered. They do a pretty good job with Harley; they even give her a decent arc in this film. I actually would really like to see more of this take on Harley Quinn.

    That being said however, the Deadpool influence is definitely here. If anything, this film doesn’t feel similar to Guardians of The Galaxy, it feels more like Deadpool. Now, that’s a bit of fair comparison since Deadpool was the first really successful R-rated film based on a comic and every film that’s come out since has been put in its shadow, with the possible exception of Logan. This one really felt like the Deadpool influence was there, especially with a couple of the fourth wall breaking gags in the film, and the fact that Carly’s narrating most of the plot also didn’t really help with the comparisons. That being said, the R-rating is actually rather conservative this time around. It’s mostly reserved for bad language and a couple of gorier scenes, but the gory scenes aren’t the absolute worst and I actually think they’re a bit tamer compared to any of the Deadpool films. Make of that what you will.

    You’ve probably noticed I haven’t been talking much about the villain, Black Mask, who, I must be honest, I was quite surprised was chosen to be the villain of this film. I would’ve thought they’d save him for a solo Batman film but again, the Birds of Prey is mostly a Gotham based Superhero team, so it probably makes sense to have Gotham based villain. And Black Mask, he’s done alright. He’s not exactly like he is in the comics, but Ewan McGregor definitely does play him in a rather intimidating way. I just wish he wore the mask more. I suspect the fact he doesn’t wear the mask for most of the film is to take full advantage of the fact that they’ve got an A-list star in the villain role. Let’s face it, outside of Margot Robbie, Ewan McGregor’s probably the most famous person in this film. That being said, at times, he does kind of slip into that whole thing that a lot of the Gotham-based villains seem to slip into: diet-Joker but with a bit more of an essential plot. They at least keep down the fact he’s a very intimidating Mafia boss well.

    Birds of Prey is an alright film. I actually think it’s quite indicative of the current upward trend that the DC films are taking at the minute. It’s actually a good sign of things to come since there are hints that this franchise will continue beyond this, and I really would not be opposed to a sequel. I’ve heard this film described as a big budget girl gang movie, but I think that description is doing the film a bit of a disservice. I’d more say it’s like if Quentin Tarantino did a female Superhero movie, especially with the weaving plotlines that all eventually converge together. Comic purists might have a few problems with this one, but I actually think these new versions of some of these characters are alright. If you haven’t seen this film, I recommend checking it out. It’s not the best thing I’ve ever seen but it looks like it’s doing a decent job and hopefully parts of this will go into James Gunn’s upcoming Suicide Squad film which Margot Robbie is set to be in to reprise her role. The DCEU is back blazing this year with Wonder Woman 1984, and I’m certainly excited for that one.

    Speaking of excitement, next week I review probably one of my most anticipated films of the year as I check out Paramount’s adaptation of Sonic The Hedgehog. All that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
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  • A Beautiful Day in The Neighborhood – Review

    A Beautiful Day in The Neighborhood – Review


    “A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD”

    A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood is one of those films that you see coming around around this time that are basically made from a bunch of films that are intended to be awards contenders. A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood has probably not turned out as well as they’d hope in that regard since it’s only received one Oscar nomination this year, that being best supporting actor for Tom Hanks, this being now his sixth nomination.

    The film itself has been directed by Marielle Heller, an actress turned director who has directed Diary of a Teenage Girl as well as Can You Ever Forgive Me?, a film which I was genuinely surprised at how enjoyable I found it, and also earned its lead actress an Oscar nomination.

    A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood is inspired by an article in a November 1998 addition of Esquire magazine written by Tom Junod, though for the purposes of this film, it’s a very heavily dramatised version of that story and his friendship with children’s entertainer Fred Rogers who’s played in the film by Tom Hanks. In this case, the journalist has changed to Lloyd Vogel, played by Matthew Rhys, who, through his friendship with Mr. Rogers, comes to terms with his own personal issues and aims to improve his life as a result. So once again this is a heavily dramatised bio-pic, but from what I’ve heard, it’s somewhat accurate to the actual friendship between Fred Rogers and Tom Junod. The film itself is actually rather interesting, its story structure and much of the early narration comes from it being essentially a grown-up version of a Mr. Rogers story. We get a full introduction like on the show and even a segment that actually mirrors what you would expect, and many of the transitional shots involving vehicles are done with the same stop-motion animation and cardboard cutouts that would be within the show. To further extend that, the aspect ratio of the film changes for several shots. I think some people might find the fact that the film goes from being HD to a more condensed visual style to replicate the late 90s a bit jarring, but I think you can get used to it after a while.

    But the film also involves itself being a massive nostalgia trip for many people, however I think the nostalgia is going to be way more there for an American audience. Let’s face it, this is a very American film in spite of the fact that Lloyd is the main character and is played by Welsh-born Matthew Rhys, who by the way does a really good American accent for this film. Fred Rogers was an American celebrity and it was a very American show, I don’t recall it actually being broadcast much in the UK. But because we’re living in the of the internet, many of us are very aware of how important the show was. The film does a good job actually going through not only the philosophy of Fred Rogers but also the direction the show took and the fact that it believed children could handle heavy subjects and that they deserved to have those subjects tackled. Many people like to try to pick holes in Mr. Rogers but from what I gather, he was a genuinely good guy and much of his real-life philosophy made its way into his form of entertainment.

    And while I’m at it, when I heard Tom Hanks had been cast in the role, I thought that was perfect casting – you get the nicest man in Hollywood to play one of the nicest children’s entertainers that ever existed. I think it was just a perfect decision. It is kind of distracting that Tom Hanks is in the role and at times it feels like it is just Tom Hanks doing a Mr. Rogers impression, but he does really embody that persona. If anything, you definitely get a sense that he must have viewed a lot of material from the archives for that show. I must be honest however, this film does feel a bit overly melodramatic at times, but I actually think it does a decent job all things considered. It has one of the weirdest and on-the-nose dream sequences, but I won’t give away too much what happens in it. I will just say however that the acting overall does a pretty good job and when it fails, it’s more down to the fact that a couple of scenes tend to be a bit too overdramatised. I’ve actually been a bit coy because I don’t want to give away spoilers since the film’s trailer actually does a very good job of telling you what the film’s about without giving too much away, and I want to keep that mystique there.

    Honestly, I actually found myself enjoying this film. In spite of all its little flaws, I actually found myself warming up to it. I think because, at the end of the day, the message of the film is just simply to talk to one another and don’t be afraid to say that you’re not perfect and you need help. Also, at the beginning of the film they even state it’s a story of forgiveness and how hard it can be to forgive someone, something that we’ve all been guilty of. A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood is not a perfect film and occasionally can be a bit too melodramatic but it’s also a very honest and earnest film. I found it being at the end of the day just a nice film with a nice message, which in a sense means that it embodies its subject matter. There are two excellent central performances from Tom Hanks and Matthew Rhys, and the direction of the film, whilst occasionally trips them up, does do a decent job. I think the editing of the film might put a few people off but overall, I actually thought this film was really nice and enjoyable. If you haven’t seen it yet, this might be one to check out.

    Well, that’s it for me for another week. Next week, I’m back with a film that’s probably going to give me even more to talk about as I’m watching another DC film with the release of Birds of Prey. With all that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
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  • The Grudge (2020) – Review

    The Grudge (2020) – Review


    “THE GRUDGE (2020)”

    You probably can guess from my love of lots of Japanese media that a new version of The Grudge would be right up my alley. Well, I certainly was interested to see how it turned out considering that I actually do quite like The Grudge films. I even quite like the one with Sarah Michelle Geller in. I just went into it with a bit of apprehension. This film’s been written and directed by Nicolas Pesce, who also developed the story with his friend Jeff Buhler. I personally thought though that he was a bit of weird choice. He’s only written and directed two films prior to this one and although I haven’t seen either of them, from what I can establish, they weren’t exactly critical hits. How he got The Grudge deal is a real mystery to me in that sense; you would’ve thought with a property like this, a studio would hand it over to a more established director.

    Now, this is normally where I would talk about the plot of The Grudge but that’s a bit of a hard one. Most of this review is going to be somewhat predicated on the fact that you know what the deal on The Grudge is but, as a quick crash course, Grudge is about a cursed house in Japan that’s haunted by the spirit of a little boy who died there. There’s a lot more to it if you actually look into these stories; it’s well worth giving it a shot. The Grudge 2020 does keep somewhat of the Japanese setting in its first scene, since most of the main characters in the series up to this point have been the caretakers of said house. However, The Grudge 2020 quickly abandons the Japanese setting for a setting in Pennsylvania. The basic plot is that a caretaker brings the curse home and now we have a new grudge house in America which, for one reason or another, seems to affect anyone who enters the house. From there, it’s all over the place.

    The Grudge actually has about four running plots and I’ve no idea what possessed them to do this – the plots are not in the film long enough for you to actually care at all what happens to any of these characters. The only one I really liked was about the real estate agent of the house and his pregnant wife, played by John Cho and Betty Gilpin, two actors who are too good to be in this movie. And John Cho’s casting feels really off. True, he’s probably the best actor in the movie and about the only one you’d recognize, but really mate? You looked at this script and said yes? You’re going to be in the Netflix Cowboy Bebop series, you should be set for life and not have to do this kind of rubbish.

    But, oh God, the acting in this film! I was going to talk about individual performances but most of them are just weird. I’ve seen jokes about this online all the time, but this film really does feel like a constant battle of underacting vs overacting. Just everything about the film’s performances were all over the place. The film does actually convene the plots together but by that point, it’s too late because by this point, I was so checked out with this film. This film had me in one state the entire movie: bored. I could successfully predict everything that was going to happen in this film to such an extent that I actually managed to count down successfully to a jump scare, which by the way make up 95% of the actual scares in this movie. How many times do I have to say it? Jump scares are not scary, they’re startling. There’s a big difference.

    What they did with The Grudge is really weird – they’ve gone down the route now of just not having a little grudge boy –in fact, I don’t think the boy actually makes an appearance in the entire film– and there’s not much of an equivalent. The closest we get is the little girl grudge creature who’s played by Zoe Fish, but she’s not nearly as creepy despite the fact that she’s really trying her hardest. But the direction has really failed her in this regard. What’s more, they made tons of grudge monsters from virtually half the cast, and as a result, you could swap this out for any other horror movie and it wouldn’t make much of a difference. In fact, the only thing that really reminded me that this was a soft re-boot of The Grudge was the fact that they kept the famous groaning noise from The Grudge films.

    What’s more, this film is phenomenally short. It has a runtime of just over an hour and a half but feels like it goes on way longer than it does; this film drags so much it felt like it was two hours long. I was actually surprised when I got out of the film how little amount of time had actually passed. But I wonder how much of this film must be credits. Keep in mind, when you go into a film, most of the time you have to consider that about 20 minutes are going to be taken up by adverts and trailers, which of course is standard for going to the movies. Yet, when I checked my phone, I swear only about an hour and a half actually passed which means there must have been about 10-15 minutes worth of credits, which makes sense considering that the proportional part of this film’s credits is the most insulting thing I’ve seen. I’m not going to exactly spoil why but they actually managed to get an audience to stare at nothingness for five minutes. Honestly, I genuinely wish the director had just come on screen, given the middle finger and said, “Thanks for your money, dipshits.” That’s what it felt like.

    The Grudge is one of the most disjointed messes of a horror film I have seen in ages. If Weathering With You is the high bar I’ve set for every film that’s coming out this film, The Grudge is the absolute lowest bar. There’s nothing but jump scares; it’s boring as tar; the effects are crap; it’s more funny than it is scary; there’s no atmosphere; the acting is all over the place and there was no love or care put into it. In any other Grudge films there at least feels like there was a sense of care and a sense of respect to the original source material. This one really doesn’t have it apart from a few stupid little Easter eggs that don’t nearly reach the heights that the other films did with the exact same material. Good God, I hated this movie. It’s been a long time since I’ve been that bored and wanting to leave a cinema. This has really kept up the tradition of a terrible horror movie coming out in opening weekend of January in the States with us getting it a couple of weeks later, and yet we still pay to go and see it. Seriously, save your money – this film is not worth it.

    You know what? Next week, I’m seeing a film I actually think is going to be good. I’m doing A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood which got Tom Hanks an Oscar nomination. With all that being said, thanks for reading this review. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant


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  • Weathering With You – Review

    Weathering With You – Review


    “WEATHERING WITH YOU”

    Weathering With You is the most recent film from Makoto Shinkai, director of films such as 5 Centimeters Per Second, The Garden Of Words and the previously reviewed, Your Name, which I said was one of the best animated films of the decade. Now, when I went to see Your Name for the very first time at London Film Festival, there happened to be a Q and A with Shinkai himself. He discussed some future plans he might have had, and this film was apparently within his future vision.

    Shinkai obviously was going to have real trouble following this up. You created one of the most critically acclaimed animated films of the decade and you had the highest grossing film in Japan in 2016. How do you follow that up? I suppose this is what was going through Shinkai’s mind at the time going into the film, given that he was going to have to really strike genius twice in order to just meet a level with Your Name. From what I’ve heard, his biggest inspiration was the fact that he was slammed on Japanese television by the creator of Gundem of all things, and Shinkai used this as inspiration to basically create a film that would counteract the claim, that Your Name was film that wouldn’t be seen years after the fact.

    Weathering With You is very much another run for the same crew. Shinkai returns to direct the film, the soundtrack’s once again been done with the RADWIMPS and the animation has been done at Comics Wave Studios again. So you can imagine my excitement going in to see this film. Fair note, I’m actually reviewing this on my second viewing of the film. I saw it the first time at the Scotland Loves Anime Festival, but as I mentioned in my best and worst films list, I don’t count Film Festival releases since you kind of have to be in the know that these films are playing – you can’t just show up at the cinema or turn on Netflix and come across the film. To play fair with the others that have to compete for attention, I leave it that way. So, this is me making up for that.

    Weathering With You is the story of a perpetually raining Tokyo and Hodaka Morishima (voiced by Kotaro Daigo) who, leaving his hometown to strike out on his own, struggles in Tokyo working odd jobs for a magazine editor named Kai (voiced by Yûki Kaji), until he comes across a mysterious girl named Amano Hina (voiced by Nana Mori) who has the ability to make the sun shine whenever she wishes it to. Since she’s now financially dependent for her and her brother, she now pretty much is in a position to take on this job as a business, fulfilling requests from people to make the sun shine for them. Well, that’s the basic plot of the film but there’s actually quite a lot going on here. If you’ve seen Your Name, this film is going to be very similar – most of the plot beats are very similar. In fact, that’s Weathering With You’s biggest weakness, it borrows so much from Shinkai’s previous films that it often can struggle to stand on its own. And that’s a really bad idea because Your Name is lightening in a bottle; it’s simply something that cannot be repeated. The film does seem to constantly remind you about Your Name. In fact, it’s very explicit in that intent in two moments, which I won’t dare spoil, though I will say it got a massive gasp in the first audience I was in. But this is one of those films where I go: I don’t care – I really, really, really loved this film.

    Shinkai really details a story about struggle and how your worst day can really feel. He manages to turn the rain itself into a character in this film, and that was something I found astounding. Not in a literal sense, but more in how the rainfall informs the environment. But Shinkai does this in brilliant ways. The animation staff do an excellent job. The rain can often feel very dark and grim, and the sun feels very comforting and assuring, which is very useful considering how in many moments of the film, the sun is used in a very minimalistic way, a plot point that we hear from weather reports indicate that this is a highly unusually rainy summer. But then, due to Shinkai’s writing and the animators working together brilliantly in tandem, we’re actually left to the moment later on in the film where he actually manages to reverse that in a brilliant way and it’s done excellently for the plot point that it’s working with. One of Shinkai’s weaknesses in his early films, in my opinion, was that he would put so much emphasis on the environment and it often would be at the expense of the characters. (See films like 5 Centimeters Per Second and The Garden of Words for prime examples of that.) But with this film and Your Name, it feels like Shinkai’s really learnt what a big difference really great, relatable characters are. Hodaka and Hina are excellently 3-dimensionally developed characters and I really liked spending time with them. You also sense the chemistry between them in their romance, and the cast as a whole is excellent.

    I also really enjoyed the side cast in this film, which is actually one of the few things that was a little bit lacking in Your Name – in that film, it felt like the side cast was just a means to an end. Still, it was also kind of a strength considering it didn’t fail to overload the main characters. In this film, however, because it’s in a much more urban environment, it makes Tokyo feel more lived in. There’s a rather large cast this time: we have Hina’s brother as well as Takai, the police officer who’s investigating them who’s actually probably got the biggest stars in the dub, but I’ll get back to that later. But I think the biggest cast member to talk about is Suga who’s voiced by Shun Oguri. He’s pretty much the emotional support character for Hodaka in this film but he actually has his own arc to himself, which really to me took what was this one-dimensional comic relief character and turned it on its head. If there’s one thing to talk about as well, it’s that this film’s done by Comics Wave and that means the animation is once again stunning. This is a technically gorgeous film. It doesn’t have as many big set pieces to run as Your Name did. I think this is because the fantastical elements are rather reduced this time around, once again reserved for sparse portions, but this time they’re way more confined towards the latter portion of the film. Plus, the Japanese cast are excellent. I know there’s an English dub for this film which includes some bigger actors this time like Alison Brie and Riz Ahmed. I haven’t seen the dub at this point, though it will be my next viewing of the film. I don’t know if this film had any dub screenings, but it will likely be very accessible once the film comes out on Blu-Ray and DVD some point later this year.

    Of course, I have to talk about the soundtrack. The soundtrack once again is rather minimal, only confined to certain sounds and versions of the main songs, which once again have all been written by the RADWIMPS who did the soundtrack for Your Name. While Weathering With You isn’t quite as good as Your Name’s soundtrack, it’s still another triumph. This film should have been nominated for best score and best original song. I’m not sure which song but personally, it could have either been Is There Still Anything Love Can Do? or We’ll Be Alright. This film’s soundtrack is so good I immediately bought it upon seeing the film, and each song capture their moments perfectly once again. They did feel very similar to the moments they reflect in Your Name. To put it some rather cryptic language that only people who have seen that film and have memorized that film will probably get, think of it as Is There Anything Love Can Do? is the sparkle moment, We’ll Be Alright is basically the song that plays during the credits and Celebration is pretty much Zenzenzense.

    But as I said, does this film really capture the emotions that Shinkai really delivered with Your Name? Yes, it does, just not quite to the same degree. But it really can envelop the feels. I really kind of want to talk about one of the interesting aspects but I don’t want to give away spoilers. However, I will say that this film has been described as having a controversial ending, something which I didn’t actually notice on my first viewing and it had to actually be explained to me why some people thought it was controversial, a point to which I refute but spoiler talk for another time. If nothing I’ve said does it for you, please, when you can, see Weathering With You. In fact, preferably see it with Your Name in a double bill – they’re both excellent films. This film easily should have been nominated for best animated feature and possibly even best picture; it’s really that good of a film. The acting’s great; the animation is amazing; the soundtrack is brilliant. I frickin’ love the characters and the set pieces are amazing. Shinkai has proven with this film that he’s not a one-hit wonder. He does rely a lot on repeating elements of Your Name which does risk this film being in that film’s shadow but overall, I think he did an excellent job following up a masterpiece.

    To put it in some terms, don’t go into this film thinking that this is the equivalent of AC/DC making Back In Black to follow up Highway To Hell; this film’s more like AC/DC making For Those About To Rock to follow up Back In Black, in the sense that it would probably be more appreciated if a really great thing hadn’t come before it. I think that’s going to be how we’re going to see Weathering With You in the future. But in Anime terms, if this is to be Miyazaki’s Howl’s Moving Castle, people still look back on that film with a lot of optimism so I think time will tell. This film has already been a major success, topping the box office in America and, especially for a January release, that’s a big deal. See this film if you can, you won’t regret it. This is the standard I’m holding all films to that come out in 2020.

    Well, it’s time to move on and I think I’m still going to move for some Japanese stuff. Next week, I review a reboot –another Western reboot– of The Grudge, and I’m really hoping it doesn’t suck. With all that being said, thanks for reading this view. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
     
    Calvin – Nerd Consultant


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